"Fossil fuels". Is that not the dumbest thing you ever heard?
So, what, did all the dinosaurs just die and pile up in Saudi Arabia? People are so stupid *rollseyes*
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I, too, experienced a bunch of people who laughed at the idea that oil came from dead insects and whatnot.
They were all seven years old.
they didn't make it to America.
Luckily, all their plant friends died to make the coal that fueled this post.
Also, a tiny bit of wind and nuclear.
I wish we could find a way to harness energy from pure, unmitigated fail.
"People are so stupid *rollseyes*"
Yes, yes they are.
The correct answer is, "Yes, but it happened over several million years."
Of course, this yahoo probably thinks the Earth is less than 6000 years old.
How does this guy think that his car works?, because, living in America, I don't think he uses the bike very much.
“"Fossil fuels". Is that not the dumbest thing you ever heard?”
‘Fossil’ literally means ‘dug up out of the ground’
Where else do you think fuels might be? In clouds? Drifting in mats on the sea?
"So, what, did all the dinosaurs just die and pile up in Saudi Arabia?”
Yes. There was a big dinosaur convention every years for sixty million years and all the attendees died of Legionnaires' Disease. Ever year. 60,000,000 times.
“People are so stupid *rollseyes*”
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty smug for someone who doesn’t know what the Deepwater Horizon was built for…
I don't see what's so hard to understand about all this. The dinosaurs, acting on an illuminati plan, committed mass suicide in places that would eventually become Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Oman, after the continents shifted to their current positions. The "asteroid", named for the star shape made by dinosaur buttholes, was created as a cover by the Catholic church.
Everyone knows this. Children know this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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