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If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith
3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds
4. Thinks life is ALL about sex
5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.
6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.
7. stupid
8. Likely to go to hell
9. All of the above

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old comment by Papabear

"If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:
1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo" Being a "weirdo" doesn't mean that one is wrong, just unpopular. "2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith" I do have pride in some things, and I do think that my being a smart person is partially reasponsible for my not believing in religious dogmas. "3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds" True, and proud of that stance. "4. Thinks life is ALL about sex" No. Sex can be fun, but so are many other aspects of life. "5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what." No. That has been shown to be untrue as Christians are over represented in U.S. prisons and atheists are under represented in U.S. prisons when compared to there representation in the general U.S. population. It's Christians who believe their "sins" will be forgiven. "6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough." I'm sure you are just now posting your well-researched, peer-reviewed paper supporting that assertion, right? "7. stupid" I contend that one could probably show that atheists are brighter than religious persons and that the more fundamentalist the theology, the more likely it's followers will be of lower intelligence when compared to the general population. "8. Likely to go to hell" No. Hell and heaven are just as fictional as God, Jesus and Satan. that is, they are made up, do not exist, are imaginary, etc.. "9. All of the above" That must be a typo. I'm sure you meant "None of the above."

old comment by Jezebel's Evil Sister

Boy (and I mean that sincerely), are you WRONG!
1. I think the_Christian_Dalek is a weirdo and most of the atheists I know are none-(sic)-weirdos. 2. Yes, I am proud that I am too smart to have faith. And, I'm also proud that I can spell words like "you're" and "too." 3. While, I realize that scientific evidence trumps belief in fairy tales, I am not one-dimensional (like some people I could mention), so I can think on other levels - cultural, social, historic, literary, etc. 4. No, it isn't all sex, all the time. But, I am glad that it IS about sex some of the time! 5. WRONG. I am moral because I do what is right without fear of punishment or hope for reward (unlike some moral retards that I could mention). 6. If I were a coward, I'd cling to belief that sky daddy would rule my life, keep me from all harm without me having to make my own decisions, and prevent my death (as do some people I could mention). 7. IQ = 143, plus, I can SPELL. 8. Just as likely to visit Santa at the North Pole. 9. None of the above.

old comment by Osiris

1. Yeah because I'm intellegent enough to understand that people are different and that there is no clear definition for normal or wierd.
2. Shit I thought this was Christian behavior. Athiests don't have faith, they have facts. 3. Not the ulitmate but it's better then what you've got. 4. No, but I've noticed fundies think more about sex, espcially other people's sex, more then I do. 5. Well then how come in prisions the vast majority of inmates are Christian? 6. Can I point out that guy right above who is living in constanty fear that God is going to punish him physically all the time? 7. Excuese me? 8. Piss off. 9. No seriously. Why are fundies so immature, is it because they have all the rational thought of a third grader?

old comment by Ahastar

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
*looks Dalek up and down* Mmmhmmm 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith The word is "you're", you were smart enough to activate a computer, you should be smart enough for your(notice the difference?) own language 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds I admit on having a slight preference on long, repeated, fail-tested charts and study over people saying "GODIDIT" 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex life and sex are kinda related, you will notice that once you get some 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. I believe there should be a commandment saying "thy shall not rape vowels" 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. According to your own words I am knowingly heading to a highway to hell, right? If THAT doesn't show some big cahones, I don't know what would 7. stupid remember: you're, vowels 8. Likely to go to hell If a dumb, naive 4 year old child comes running to you saying "You must do as I say or the monsters under my bed will eat you!", would you be impressed? No? I have similar feelings towards you 9. All of the above I agree with you. We are all above :)

old comment by Øyvind

I'll actually answer this one, even though everyone else have, too. Call it therapeutic.

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

Where on Earth do you get that from? Is it my tolerance of homosexuals you're referring to? I can perfectly well identify fundies as weirdos. No prob' at all.

2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith

1. I don't have faith. Atheism is the lack thereof. 2. I'm not necessarily smarter than you, but atheism is certainly more rational.

3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds

Nonsense. Science has been wrong, is wrong on at least one thing, and will be wrong in the future. But I try to think rationally all the time, yes.

4. Thinks life is ALL about sex

Sounds like the myth that men think about sex 80%/90% of the time.

5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.

1. Statistically, atheists are less likely to become criminals. 2. I don't need a "supreem" being to punish me. I have the ability to tell right from wrong. And even if I didn't, there'd still be the police, my teachers, my friends and so on.

6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.

You forget one detail: I'm an atheist. I don't believe in souls or Hell in the first place. OK? I realize that when I'm dead, that's it, and I'm not less brave than you for that reason. In fact, seeing I don't need to make up some judge in the sky to guide me, I dare say I'm the braver one.

7. stupid

Evidence? Statistically, the better your education, the less spiritual you are. That seems to imply that stupidity is not exactly an issue.

8. Likely to go to hell

Your mythology's blatant rip-off of the Norwegians' Hel could not be more of an irrelevance to me.

9. All of the above

Or you're pulling statistics and assumptions out of your pastor's butt.

old comment by Vyoma

Those aren't demographies; they're not even demographics. They're just somebody's opinion about something. Let's see how they match up:
1. I have a concept of "weirdo." All weirdos are more interesting than non-weirdos, some for good reasons, some for bad (Ted Bundy and Richard Feynmann were both interesting weirdos, for example). 2. Well, yeah, I do think I'm fairly smart, but that's not why I'm not one of the faithful. That's because I think for myself based on my own observations, and my own observations don't bear out a role for faith in my own life. It's worth noting that people with extremely low IQs usually aren't religious, either. Faith and intelligence are not necessarily tied (or, apparent correlation is not causation). 3. It's not the ultimate evidence, it's the ONLY evidence. What exactly would "non-scientific" evidence look like? It would have to be something that couldn't be measured or quantified. It's the same thing as legal evidence. Try marching before a judge and claiming that you commited a crime because God told you to and see how far it gets you. If it can't be measured, it isn't evidence... it's just an opinion. 4. Nobody really thinks this way. I've spent the last six hours crunching numbers from experimental data, none of which has anything to do with sex, and isn't even particularly sexy (unless you consider wood-wound targeting in lumpy brown bugs sexy somehow, in which case you're a weirdo, and we should have an interesting talk). 5. Here's that pesky "scientific evidence" again. As criminal profiles have been quantified, the real-world data points to a lack of education and economic opportunity as far more important than religion in determining whether or not someone is likely to become a criminal. Perhaps you can provide non-scientific evidence (other than an unsupported opinion) to contradict this. 6. This doesn't even parse as a sentence. 7. After reading this list of drivel, I don't know if I'm stupid or not compared to the rest of the world, but I'd be more than happy to take you on in any sort of neutrally-based intellectual competition there is. 8. That would be determined in part by the likelihood of hell existing in the first place. I haven't seen any scientific evidence that such a place does, or even could, exist. Again, any evidence to the contrary that doesn't amount to "because I said so" or "because somebody else said so" would certainly be worthy of consideration. 9. Well, yeah, that's what it said in the first place.

old comment by Sandman

"1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo"
Not true. I clearly recognize weird when I see it....like now. "2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith" Well, it's "you're too," not "your to." I'm smart enough to know that...and the rest of your statement is anti-intellectual claptrap. "3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds" Well, you got me there, and thank you for the nice compliment. "4. Thinks life is ALL about sex" Nope. Just based on on-line community, Christians think about sex way more than atheists do. And oddly enough, Christians seem to be primarily obsessed about the sex other people are having more than the sex they personally are having... "5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what." Which is why the majority of prisoners in the US prison system identify themselves as "Christian," I suppose. Demographic studies actually show that your religion (or lack thereof) has no impact on the likelihood of criminal behavior. "6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough." That's a pretty tall claim there, and until you can back it up, I'm afraid you will have to retract it. I'll fight ya for it if ya want... "7. stupid" At least most atheists can spell "Supreme" and know how to use punctuation... "8. Likely to go to hell" Now you're being cowardly. In your belief structure, an atheist is absolutely going to hell, not just "likely" to go there. Have some balls, why don't ya. "9. All of the above" Not familiar with the word "redundant," are ya?

old comment by JD

1) "weirdo and none-weirdo" huh? That's rather... vague right there. Especially since those terms could be used in various contexts to refer to very different people.
2) The first thing those clerics tell you to stop doing is THINK. Plenty of smart people have faith, plenty of idiots have none, but you have to admit, there's far more willfully-ignorant folk on their knees in front of the altar... 3)Unless/until something comes out and trumps it, the evidence we thoroughly test and experiment on before turning that hypothesis (what you claim our theories are) into an actual scientific theory (you'll need to look that one up) is the only evidence we have. We keep an open mind though, once in a while there's breakthroughs after all. Its all about reliability and reproducibility... something "mr.invisible the omnipotent omnicient" (that appears to be neither of those last two by your very scriptures) doesn't seem to have any of. 4) We're not the ones who spend all day obsessing endlessly about what goes on in the bedrooms of perfect strangers and imagining some pretty racy stuff, and projecting this on some skyfairy. You are. 5) quite the opposite, as papabear's stated. People seem to commit a lot more crimes, with far less guilty concience if/once they've "found jesus" than when they believe they only have one life to live. 6) coward? We're not the ones hiding behind their imaginary all-powerful friend and lashing out at everything different (or female, or black, or non-christian-of-your-exact-denomination) out of fear-driven hatred... 7) wow. am I ever insulted there. well, you sure got me... yeah. 8) ... which state is that in again? Why would I be likely to go to some podunk town in the middle of nowhere? ... OH, you mean the one in your storybooks! must be pretty cozy place with none of you psychos there. 9) so this was a multiple-choice thing? You know back in my day, we usually had 4 choices, or 5 when both "all of the above" and "none of the above" were in there. Lousy kids can't even write a proper exam nowadays, not one of those answers is even right...

old comment by JohnRaptor

My 2 1/2 cents:
1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo I know a weirdo when I see one. I've known plenty. But being a weirdo isn't necessarily a bad thing. (I'm sure you'd disagree) 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith I'm less prideful than many religious people, including in my estimation of my own intelligence. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Scientific evidence IS the ultimate evidence, when it comes to scientific matters. 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex No 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Personally, I've known more religious criminals than atheist ones, but I'm willing to bet the ratio is about the same. Unlike you, a I don't need to be threatened with punishment to do the right thing. Furthermore, I think that people who need the threat of punishment to do the right thing are at their heart, immoral people. 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. If you mean less likely to be a foolhearty idiot who doesn't value his life, then yes. 7. stupid Not worth commenting on. 8. Likely to go to hell Also not worth commenting on.

old comment by Fed Up

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
In logical English, please. 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith No, I just can't see any proof for God. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Non-scientific evidence tends to be bullshit. So, your point is...? 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex Life is about reproduction, which involves sex. However, staying alive is also an important factor. 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Unlike you, I have an idea of morality. 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. Again, your point is a little blurry. 7. stupid Your mum! (wasn't that mature...) 8. Likely to go to hell If you say so. 9. All of the above" Methinks you're running out of strawmen.

old comment by Langdon Alger

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
Wrong. I know many weirdos and many people who are quite unweird. 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith Wrong. It's just that your form of faith makes no sense and is quite repellent to me. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Not true, but I do try and avoid winning arguments by 'making shit up' or 'because I said so'. I'd recommend it. 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex Wrong. Fundies talk about sex more than anyone I know. 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Wrong. I'm in my 40's and have no criminal/police record whatsoever, and have no intention of becoming a criminal. I do not have to do this out of fear of a 'supreem' being. 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. This makes no sense whatsoever. Besides, isn't becoming a Christian out of fear of hell much MORE cowardly? 7. stupid Judging from your difficulties with logic, writing, and spelling, I suspect I am far smarter than you. I know with a certainty I am better educated. 8. Likely to go to hell So your superstition says. Strike eight, you're out. Try harder next time. Next time try and refrain from sweeping generalizations about people you know nothing about. Or maybe just finish high school before trying again.

old comment by [i]McCulloch[/i]

If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:
All of them or only one? 1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo Non sequitur. I have a concept of weird and non-weird and I am an atheist. BTW: weird is talking to your imaginary friends in the sky. 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith Don't know about the pride thing, but it does seem that faith is for the stupid. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds What other grounds would you have? I also use logic and mathematics. 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex Don't know anyone in that category. Could you introduce me to a few? 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreme being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Fewer atheist convicts than believers. How does that work? 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. Less willing to give up one's life for unproven ideology. True. 7. stupid Wrong 8. Likely to go to hell Wrong again

old comment by Julian

[typos fixed]
If you are Christian_Dalek you fall into these demographics: 1. Has NO concept of weird and English 2. Filled with pride and think you're smart to have faith 3. Thinks scientific evidence isn't the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds 4. Stupidly thinks life is ALL about not having sex 5. More likely to become a criminal as you believe there is a supreme being that will forgive you for your sins no matter what. 6. More likely to be a coward as you cant think that your soul wont be saved if you have been faithful enough. 7. stupid (understatement of the year) 8. Likely to go to hell (except it doesn't exist) 9. All of the above"

old comment by Blue Lithium

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
You are a weirdo. I'm not. Do I win?... ...Damn, thought not... 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith Nope, and I don't have any "faith" to be proud of. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Well, evidence is evidence. If scientfic theories are backed up by all available evidence, its good to take them as correct (until somethin better comes along at least) 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex No, I dont. As opposed to fundies who think sex is of "the debbil" and should not be enjoyed? 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Less likely to become a criminal(than a fundie) as does not think s/he is doing the "Lord's work" or that "God told them to" and knows they only have one life and don't want to waste in in prison... 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. What? Non sequiter... 7. stupid Untrue overgeneraliations! 8. Likely to go to hell Well, if it exists, than yes.

old comment by Jonathan

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
Define weirdo. What exactly does it mean? Is it just someone who isn't like the majority of the population? If so, does that mean that if the proportions switched, the non-weirdo would become the weirdo? If the majority of the population was atheist that would make you the weirdo. 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith I am somewhat proud that I've graduated beyond the point of believing things based solely on someone's self proclaimed authority. Besides, I don't have much of a problem with faith in general, it's more specifically the religious type that irks me. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Science is just a tool that we can use to understand the world around us. Through this understanding we can create useful tools that we all take advantage of. The day a preacher invents a new type of rocket engine based solely on his interpretation of scripture is the day I hang up my lab coat and pick up a bible. 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex You mean there's other stuff? 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Statistics show that most criminals are not atheists. If I only have one life to live, why would I do something that would potentially lead me to spend most of it in jail? 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. I'm not scared of what happens to my soul because souls don't exist. There are certain things I'd give my life for, but I certainly wouldn't rush headlong into some deadly situation for no other reason than to be courageous. 7. stupid OMFG R0FL lololol !!11!! I are not stoopid. 8. Likely to go to hell Hell doesn't exist. 9. All of the above If by "all of the above" you mean "critical thinker" or "enlightened" or "big smarty pants know it all" then you'd be correct.

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1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
Huh?? 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith Well i like to have proof. stopped believeingin fairytells about the same time i stopped believeing in care bears. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Well got anything better? Darn that evidence. 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex Well for the most part yes. 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. False as other have pointed out 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. false, no belief in soul. also not a coward. 7. stupid ouch, darn college degree. 8. Likely to go to hell is that a highschool most likley to.. title? Well now if there was only a hell... 9. All of the above" Maybe yes to sex but not really any of the others.

old comment by Fish

Christian Dalek? I can sort of see the resemblence, as Daleks are hate-fuelled, fascistic, racists who believe themselves to be the superior race to all. Hell, they even had a brief stint as religious fanatics in the new Doctor Who series. Says a lot, doesn't it?
Either way: 1. Weirdness and normality are more or less entirely subjective to ALL people, regardless of belief or whatever. What is weird to one person may well be normal to someone else. This is a baseless and pointless claim. 2. Not true. I'm a smart guy (studying physics and astronomy at uni) and I still have faith in certain things (originally Christian, but regarding ignorant believers like you is driving me away). Faith doesn't necessarily need to be attributed to an invisible being, nor does it work well on its own without reason. You can faith in your fellow man, your pet, a rock. Anything, it's completely arbitrary. Furthermore, I'm not 'filled with pride', rather I am doubtful of myself. If ever i graduate, then I'll be filled with pride, and quite rightly i think as well. 3. Well, can you come up with any other way of telling me what a rock is made of? Besides, there are other evidences, such as historical, which are very important, maybe even more so than scientific occasionally. 4. Yes, obviously... Which explains why a great many work hard, have families to raise and generally contribute to society as a whole. 5. This one has been disproved before. 6. Rubbish. I'd happily stare death in the face if it meant those i cared about were unharmed. 7. See above. 8. Meh. 9. This one is pointless. Ah, that was fun.

old comment by Salvador

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
Except that fundies call everyone whom they dislike a weirdo. If you mean good/evil, I'm moral, thank you. 2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith No, we think you're too dumb if you have faith in something unproven and improbable. 3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds Except that a bogus book doesn't qualify as evidence. 4. Thinks life is ALL about sex That's it. You fail. 5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what. Reality says otherwise. I'm moral not out of fear, but by conscience. 6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough. Remove "dont" and polish that mirror just a little more. 7. stupid Statistics say otherwise. 8. Likely to go to hell Except that there probably is no hell. 9. All of the above ...will happen if you don't believe, say morons.

old comment by GigaGuess

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
Sing it with me... "Shiny, Shiny Mirror"

2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith
As opposed to the smug, self-righteousness you and yours exhibit?

3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds
Forgive me for wanting a bit of proof before I hand myself over, body, mind and soul to something that refuses to even show itself.

4. Thinks life is ALL about sex
No, but it is fun. Try it some time.

5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.
No, I use my own moral compass. I feel like an ass if I hurt someones feelings, let alone rape or murder.

6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.
If one doesn't believe in God, why would they believe in a possibility of being saved...?

7. stupid
I doubt it. I may not be Mensa material, but I like to believe I'm rather intelligent.

8. Likely to go to hell
For being a generally good person who just doesn't want to become a zealot? You God is one petty jerk.

old comment by shriekback

If you are a fundie you fall into these demographies:

1. Has NO concept of maturity and intelligence
2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to tolerate different viewpoints
3. Think the Bible is the ULTIMATE evidence and won't think on any other grounds
4. Obsess over how, when, and with whom other people have sex with 24/7
5. The only thing preventing you from raping and eating babies, taking drugs, and shooting up your school/office building is fear of eternal torture
6. More likely to be a complete asshole, as you think your soul is saved anyway
7. stupid
8. Likely to fantasize about sitting in heaven whacking off to images of unbelievers burning in hell
9. All of the above

old comment by AntiFundie

1. Weird doesn't mean wrong.
2. Yes, I'm too smart to believe in religious dogma.
3. Sometimes I just go on instinct when expedient. Life gets tedious and the calculations get time-consuming when you insist on using science to make every single decision.
4. No, but sex is a part of life I enjoy regularly.
5. My morals are based on unselfish consideration for mankind, not a selfish desire to avoid punishment in the afterlife.
6. Less likely, because I'm not afraid "what if I get killed and haven't been good enough and go to hell?"
7. ad hominem
8. If your God is real I rather go to hell than follow him. A God who advocates killing, slavery, and sends people to hell for indulging in desires HE gave them when indulging does no harm to others is not someone I'd ever worship. If it means going to hell, fine. I rather burn eternally in hell knowing I did the right things for mankind and didn't give into intimidation than go to heaven knowing I had to be a slave for God and take actions against humanity in order to get there.

old comment by Lady Dracula

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
What?
2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith
My smart what?
3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds
Thinks the bible is the ULTIMATE truth and won't think on any other grounds.
4. Thinks life is ALL about sex
No I don't.
5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.
I don't need the man on the moon to tell me what's right and whats wrong. Also, if this is true then why are the majority of prision inmates christians?
6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.
I'm not a coward.
7. stupid
I ran out of points so I'm just gonna call everyone who disagrees with me names.
8. Likely to go to hell
I'm just as likely to go to hell as my cat is.
9. All of the above
I doubt you've met more than 3 atheist.

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1. I have a very good concept of this. I happen to prefer what you might think were weirdoes.
2. I am proud of my pride! I worked hard to build it up and I like to call it 'self-confidence.'
3. I like a lot of religions. I believe there are higher powers, I just don't care to define them. I suppose I'm more agnostic.
4. I do like my sex, but there's more.
5. Nope. I do not cherish the idea of going to prison, and I believe in karma, which will punish us all in cycles.
6. Coward? Don't cowards hide behind popular ideas and large groups that believe in them... I do not often find myself fearing for my soul.
7. I know that a word, even used in list form, ought to be capitalized. And, really, stupid? Is that the best you can come up with at number 7?
8. We'll see, won't we?
9. Couldn't come up with another random, idiotic answer choice...even to make it 10 instead of 9? Really?

OK, that simply amused me to answer each in list form, but, eh, whatever.

old comment by GigaGuess

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo
The fuck are you trying to say here? That we cannot identify things that go against, or conform to the norm?

2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith
As opposed to being filled with pride and thinking the cosmos in all their splendor, and everything in it was made by God special for you?

3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds
If I'm going to devote my life to something, you gotta do better than "Pastor Bob says so." Sorry.

4. Thinks life is ALL about sex
First, it beats thinking that sex is evil, and should be avoided at all costs, save for if Pastor Bob says it's okay. Second, you nuts think about sex far, far more often than most people with a healthy sex drive. Seriously, look at some of the rants you guys go on, and count how many tie back to the evils of sex.

5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.
Please. You guys are the ones who feel you are subject to God's law alone, transcending the law of man, because if you transgree it...or either, actually, you say the magic words, and God kisses it all better.

old comment by GigaGuess

Part 2

6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.
No, just thinking that the whole concept of sin is silly, and that having a savior that only saves if you devote your life to him isn't much of a Savior of Man. Or for that matter, an "All-Loving" God that pitches people to eternal damnation for not believing in him when he makes his presence intentionally vage is about as "All-Loving" as your average five year old.

7. stupid
Yeah, I wish I could be smart like you...

8. Likely to go to hell
Hm. Well all God has to do to make a true believer out of me is to make his presence undeniably known. Shouldn't be hard. Even "God Was Here" written in the clouds would work. I'm really not picky.

old comment by Fompili

1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

So what? This has nothing to do with anything!

2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith

Oh waaaaaaa waaaaaaaa waaa, MY SMART, MY SMART, MY SMART! What's wrong with my SMART???

3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds

That's correct. I do like solid facts. I don't like being bamboozled into stuff, so prefer scientific evidence and facts and such to guide my decisions.

4. Thinks life is ALL about sex

No, I don't. I admit that I like sex a LOT! But you Christians are the ones who are obsessed with it. See, you just brought it up again, totally unprovoked.

5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.

When is god gonna punish George W. Bush et al. for being war criminals then? I hope it's soon. Gimme a heads-up when it's time, I want front row seats.

6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.

Huh? On the one hand, it makes me more daring, sometimes even a criminal, but on the other hand, it makes me a coward? How does that work?

7. stupid

Stupid is as stupid does, and you just did. :)

8. Likely to go to hell

Hell, schmell. Prove that it exists. Show me some vacation pics!

9. All of the above

Awwww, you just ran out of things to list, didn't you? How sad.

And I'm even sadder that this isn't more clearly a troll. I don't like Christians watching quality programming like my favourite show, "Dr. Who". They are supposed to watch their televangelists and nothing else.

old comment by Swede

I truly hope that English is not your first language. That is horrible!

1. Weirdos are people who take faith over reality. None-weirdos (sic) are people who take reality over faith.
2. Do you mean "You're too smart to have faith", or "You're so smart to have faith"? Actually, I answer No on both accounts. It depends on what kind of faith you are talking about. Plus, I know a lot of people who are really smart AND have faith in God or Allah. They don't mind whether I do or not, though.
3. In science, scientific evidence is all that matters. What kind of other grounds am I to think "on"?
4. Nope. But sex is a major part of life, and it's the requirement for life to go on past one generation.
5. I think the justice system will punish me if I commit a crime. I don't need any belieaf (sic) in any supreem (sic) being for that.
6. Huh? I think others will remember me fondly after I die, If I behave kindly and generously towards my fellow humans. That's good enough for me.
7. Hah! It's rich of you to call others stupid, when you have a hard time forming coherent sentences.
8. I don't believe in an after-life hell. For some unfortunate people, life on this Earth is hell.
9. Nope. At least now I have a concept of you as a major weirdo.

@GigaGuess "God Was Here" written in the clouds
Brilliant! That would convince me too.

old comment by Skatepunk

I will respond to each one accordingly.

1. AKA "respect each other's differences". You easily left this open to a positive spin.
2. Some can be arrogant, but at least none will preach hellfire.
3. There are many kinds of sciences. And to some people, religion makes no sense.
4. Not usually. They are just much more willing to talk about it and not demonize it.
5. Uh, no. And if you think this way, then may God keep you as one of the faithful.
6. Some "Christians" are only Christian under threat of hellfire. Shiny, shiny mirror.
7. I've seen far too much religious stupitidy to take this one seriously.
8. Atheists tend to not fear what they don't believe in. Same with Agnostics and Universalists.
9. Now you are clearly just ranting.

old comment by Toothygrin

Let's see here.

[1] Oh, I do. I just don't let it bother me much, unless I see a LOT of weirdo.
[2] Not at all. I have gone on record saying that ego is the most destructive force on the planet, and strive for humility and repression of my own pride at all times.
[3] Well, until you can provide something that is repeatable, derived from what we see and know and isn't full of superstition, science is all we can use.
[4] Check that, bro. We're not the ones thinking about sexuality all the time.
[5] We're less-likely to do so, because we believe in personal responsibility, and not some fantastical being that will get our ass out of trouble if we ask nicely.
[6] I can neither say yes or no to this.. However, I personally can say that I've lost almost all my fears.
[7] That's a subjective opinion. I can only point at my professional and educational accomplishments to deflect it.
[8] For all religions in the world, there is at least one religion that thinks that if someone does not believe in that which they profess, that person will go to hell. So, this is irrelevant.

How'd I do?

old comment by Saringuy

1. go polish your mirror with ammonia and bleach at the same time, the results will be breathtaking!

2. not really proud. it's just common sense.

3. it helps in reality. it doesn't help in making your fantasies reality though.

4. and about making the world a better place for the future generation, pushing the boundaries of human knowledge, good deeds, receiving and giving joy. and only then comes sex for reproduction.

5. and people all start killing each other as soon as there is no police to catch them, because hey, that's just how people are. you, in contrast, base your morality on a millennia-old code of morals that goes haywire all the time and all of this for big brother, not just because you're human.

6. yes, not believing in eternal bliss for you and eternal suffering for those who you hate is definitely the easy way out. alternately, I could fling a threat of hell at your empty head right now and call you a coward for not believing it.

7. I think you left a little color on your black pots and kettles there.

8. I can make up an infinity of possible afterlifes that will torture fundies forever, and it will be just as plausible as your vision of the afterlife. because they're all myths. but anyway, you are likely to be hit by the light-speed rhino.

9. see all of the above for more aboveness.

If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:
1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

Well, I certainly think fundamentalist Christians (as well as the followers of other antirational beöief systems) are weirdoes…

“If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:”
These? Not ‘one of these’ demographics?

“1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo”
No, what you mean is no concept of appropriate or inappropriate. I have the concept down. I just disagree with you that ‘gay,’ for example, is weird/inappropriate.
This is just a social uniformity thing, no atheism.

“2. Filled with pride and think your to smart to have faith”
I don’t accept your bullshit as gospel (pun intended). I ask you to prove your claims.

“3. Thinks scientific evidence is the ULTIMATE evidence and wont think on any other grounds”
Ah, did someone not accept ‘The WORD of GOD’ in a science discussion? Bring stuff to the table or STFU.

“4. Thinks life is ALL about sex”
Well, the thumpers think ‘gay’ is all about ‘shit,’ so i’d rather focus on sex.

“5. More likely to become a criminal as you belieave there is no supreem being that will punish you for your sins no matter what.”
Not true. Just lying for Jesus.

“6. More likely to be a coward as you dont think your soul will be saved if you have been faithful enough.”
This is just name-calling.

“7. stupid”
This is just name-calling.

“8. Likely to go to hell”
This is not a ‘demographie,’ this is your religion… Which i reject. So, what’s the point? You’ll feel superior? Please.

“9. All of the above”
Redundant. You already said i fit all of these.

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