I've met a demon of homosexuality, so to say that it is of God I would beg to differ.
I should probably tell you I've always had a "long-suit" in seeing these things. I can usually tell you how, if, and when they will manifest.
God bless.
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'It resided in one of my friends, he was embarrassed but admitted it was there. That's about as far as I'll go for now.'
Hahah. This had to have ended in some hot kinky 'homosexual demon' fucking.
I should probably tell you that I always had a long suit in spotting another demon:
And I tell you, many christian forums are full of people posessed by him
"Tip number 1: Being gay is permanent. "
What are you talking about? Every single fundie is friends with afew anonymous Ex-Gays who are living happy and straight just by choosing to be! Just l;ike they all know biologists and geologists who believe in YEC.
I've met a demon of homosexuality,
FSTDT, meet demon of homosexuality. Demon, meet FSTDT.
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It resided in one of my friends, he was embarrassed but admitted it was there.
You're friend was probably more embaressed becuase you than their homosexuality.
I can usually tell you how, if, and when they will manifest.
I can too. Their born with it, but they usually don't know until puburity.
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You'd be amazed what delusions you can convince people of, if enough other people around them claim it's true.
Fundies see demons, new agey people see auras or fairies. Same diff.
They want so badly to fit into the group that they will convince themselves that they see what all the others are claiming to see.
That's not to say that there aren't some genuinely severly mentally ill people within the group, but mostly it's the equivalent of a contact high.
I have heard that the best way to get rid of those homosexuality demons is to pound them right in the ass until they cum...err, come out. Coincidentally, the location and anatomy of the demon's ass corresponds precisely to that of your friend, so you should just go ahead and pound your friend's ass until he comes. Out.
What it really says:
I should probably tell you I've always had a "long-suit" in seeing these things. I can usually tell you how, if, and when they will ejeculate.
Protip: All the deliverances in the world can't make a gay person straight.
In fact, when mentioned, I have an answer for it.
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