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Swamp Wars Video Game

(Note - apologies to those who can't see the illustrations, but Mick's artwork is so poor I can't properly put it into words...first photo appears to be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rendered as Medusa with snake hair attacking a trim, young, beefy-looking Trump, but the others are unfathomable.)
(I added descriptions of the pictures. But yes, no idea what is supposed to be going on there. - Bastethotep)

It's the new game featuring you as ruler of a kingdom under siege from within! Your subjects have been heavily indoctrinated by twisted school teachers. Can you save the day?

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(Trump, clad in plate armour and looking worried, is followed by a gorgon wearing a maniacally grinning mask that doesn't match her skin colour, all her hair-snakes lunging forwards in formation. The background is a photo of a foggy swamp with dead trees.)

Battle the evil Speaker of the House of Horrors and her minions! She's throwing open the kingdom's borders to get votes in an effort to oust you from office!

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(A leaning woman with a bony neck, making a grimace. Behind her stands a laughing red-eyed black skeleton. From the back of the woman's head or the skeleton's left shoulder, smoke rises.

Contend with a satanic media out to get you 24/7! They're turning the populace against you with vicious lies!

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(Photo of people looking at a big TV screen at the back of a truck. Badly photoshopped onto the screen is a Mick Williams "drawing" of a brunette man.)

Battle the Hildabeast as she tries to corrupt your allies!

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(A gigantic disembodied gorgon head. Her original face has been badly erased and replaced with another, much too small, off-center tired expressionless female face. On her left side, she is bound by a cloud(?) chain that is breaking. On her right side, one of her hair-snakes knocks down a figure in power armour, an orange surcoat and a dark-orange belt and helmet. In the foreground, silhouettes of figures wearing horned helmets watch the scene.)

Over 50 terrifying levels of challenging gameplay. Can the Trumpinator survive the demonic hordes?

Confused?

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