I have done more for WOMEN than just about any President in HISTORY! As we celebrate the 100th Anniversary of women’s voting rights, we should build a BEAUTIFUL STATUE in Washington D.C. to honor the many brave women who made this possible for our GREAT COUNTRY...
...Congress should send me H.R.473 ASAP and make this happen! It will INSPIRE all women to continue being bold and brave in achieving their DREAMS!
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for to WOMEN than just about any President in HISTORY!
If by that you mean, helping to strip away women's reproductive rights, being a sexist creep, violating the bodies of women and girls, and being a petty, disrespectful asshole, then yes, you HAVE done more more than any other president.
I cannot wait for this shitty, tang coloured ball of narcissism to vacate the white house. I hope he and his entire family goes to jail.
…Trump, either you don’t believe everything you say, in which case you’re obviously a compulsive liar and therefore shouldn’t be trusted with any authority; OR you do believe everything you say, in which case you’re obviously completely delusional and therefore CERTAINLY shouldn’t be trusted with any authority.
TL;DR: No matter how you twist it, any time Trump opens his anus-mouth he proves he should not be anywhere near the White House. Which shows he’s also an idiot as he simply never shuts up.
a BEAUTIFUL STATUE
Now, why do I think he means an (anatomically correct) statue of a naked porn star-esque girl prostrating before him, that he can fondle and ogle whenever he wants?
Not Woodrow Wilson, the bigot who approved the 19th Amendment? Not Abraham Lincoln, who declared the bodily autonomy of women and freed the slaves (half of whom were women)?
Donald Trump. No President has done more for women than you. What HAVE you done for women? And how are you managing to make this all about you?
...now replace Mike Penis with an African-American woman.
I think you'll find that - in just one decision a few days ago - Joe Biden has done infinitely more for women than you ever will, Donald Fart.
we should build a BEAUTIFUL STATUE in Washington D.C.
Why not start by finally stop blocking Harriet Tubman being put on the $20 bill? Oh right, I forgot, she’s Black. Not you’re favorite color when it comes to people. You only want a white woman. How about Hillary Clinton? I think AOC would be a good choice. Oops, Latino, not good.
You really want a porn star, don’t you? How about somebody you said you wanted to hit on, like your daughter Ivanka. What a great All-American name: Ivanka. Good choice, let the birds crap all over her. Erect the statue outside a public toilet. Have a roll of bum wad in her hand and add the epitath: “let me relieve you!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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