How does that prove anything? It's just big words and a lot of numbers? You can "prove" anything using long words nobody understands and a lot of numbers to make it look like you know what you are talking about. Answer me this - after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?
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After the first french speaker started speaking french, who did he talk to?
As I just demonstrated, using lots of fundie parrot phrases does not prove anything - other thanyou are a fundiebot who is unable to think for himself.
[Answer me this - after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?]
Your mother, apparently...
Evolution does not ....
"... after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?"
Apparently, it was your mom or pop (or possibly both).
I hate people like this. They don't just misunderstand science, they are totally ignorant of it, meaning no kind of rational or scientific argument can reach them. It's like playing tag with someone a mile off the playground.
This must be a Poe...it's just got to be.
Admitting that they are basically too incompetent to understand science and "numbers", and then bringing out the "people came directly from monkeys" chestnut...he can't be serious.
Answer me this - the Bible says Adam and Eve had two sons, one of them slaughtered the other, leaving one son, so who did he breed with to create all the peoplez?
"Answer me this - after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?"
The same people that Cain and Abel married.
Oh Jesus. This one is beyond hope.
"It's just big words and a lot of numbers?"
Yeah, the rest of us call that language, ImNoMonkey. And no, you are not a monkey. You are, however, a primate closely related to the chimpanzee. So, definitely not a monkey. Just like every other homo sapiens on the planet.
Of course, with the difficulty you have with language I doubt very much that you will understand the distinction.
You can "prove" anything using long words nobody understands
Translation: "I don't know spit about evolution, but I'm going to argue with you about it anyway, then whine and blame you because I'm too ignorant to understand your side of the argument".
Argument from ignorance--gotta love it.
Have you read a book about evolution, or talked to someone who actually knows a thing or two about it?
Do you honestly expect to win a debate on a topic you obviously know *nothing* about?
::snicker:: @ "Paul the Burptist" -- your name ROCKS!
The quote, however... holy hell, how can anyone this stupid still be *breathing*?
Answer me this - after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?
Your question requires that a "monkey mother" gave birth to a "first person". Both are utterly absurd notions that have no value outside your own delusions.
"How does that prove anything? It's just big words and a lot of numbers? You can "prove" anything using long words nobody understands and a lot of numbers to make it look like you know what you are talking about."
Flaunt your ignorance all you like. It wont impress me any.
"Answer me this - after the mother monkey gave birth to the fist person, who or what did this person breed with?"
Nobody. They simply removed a rib and made another of the opposite sex.
Well, it works in the Bible...
However, if you use long words to build this computer, or produce anti-biotics, then well. Worse, if you use long words to say, for the 100th time, that you have to accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, and this is so, because I say so, it's ok. And if you put a blatantly false strawman, it's not your fault because your limited capacity to understand science works that way. You accept you're an ignorant and double standards apply.
First - there is a remedy for not understanding big words. It's called a DICTIONARY.
Second - was this fist person the Fist of the North Star or the Fist of the Southern Cross.
...I think it was Southern Cross?....
Argument by Ignorance.
Since the speaker is too dumb to understand, he assumes it can't be true.
Oh and straw man, since that isn't how evolution works.
Really, if these guys are going to argue against evolution, why can't they take some time to learn what it is first?
"It's just big words and a lot of numbers? You can "prove" anything using long words nobody understands and a lot of numbers to make it look like you know what you are talking about."
I'm sorry you don't have the vocabulary and understanding of mathematics to keep up. Maybe you should work on that.
Many people DO understand those big words and numbers. You're right that big words and number don't NECESSARILY mean the persons using them are right, however, since you admit you don't understand big words and numbers, you have no way of knowing whether the points being made with them are valid or not.
ZOMG... reading that thread gave me a headache. How could anyone be so willfully ignorant? They even go so far as to explain things step by step so clearly that a grade schooler could understand.
Oh wait... homeschooled. That explains all.
Maybe he's not a fundie, maybe he's just really deep?
How indeed can you prove...ANYTHING?
let me use short words for you.
you are dumb. your kids will be dumb.
they will breed with other dumb kids.
they will have dumb babies.
smart people will breed with other smart ones.
smart people will live longer and have healthier kids.
soon, there will be more smart ones who don't want to breed with the dumb ones.
the smart ones will survive. the dumb ones won't.
this is how evolution works.
BTW, there is no invisible man in the sky. he ran off with the tooth fairy and santa.
some people understand big words and you can always look them up in a dictionery (if you can guess the spelling) If you went to elementary school you may have been taught how to find the root of a long word.
lots of numbers or big numbers. neither is a problem cause you just do one digit at a time.
1 + 1 = 2
the first fist person mated with another monkey person or fist person who was of the opposite sex.
"...big words and a lot of numbers"
Well, so much for mathematics and language skills. What DID you learn in school? I hope it included the ability to pump gas or flip a burger.
Confused?
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