If there really are animals that engage in homosexual behavior, this is evil and God will no doubt repay them for this.
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Non-human animals can "sin?" Your imaginary deity cannot punish anyone, human or not, homosexual or not.
Truly, I don't care whether or not homosexuality is practiced by non-human animals. Eating krill is natural for whales, licking their own butts is natural for cats, so what? Homosexuality is naturally occuring in humans and that's really all that matters in this debate.
Uh, maybe God should have fixed that before He declared everything "good." [Laughing]
And by the way, do some research and show me one animal that's been "punished" by your imaginary playmate judge in the sky.
By the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlTAyNI8WE
"This reminds me of the guy who was witnessing to fish."
St. Patrick is said to have done that. Seriously. It's in his hagiography, along with driving out snakes.
Some of the earlier Christian saints are famed for preaching to animals. St. Francis of Assissi was big on this, for example. Apparently the whole "animals are soulless" thing is a modern belief.
Even if animals do have souls, however, they do not have the necessary sentience to have moral standards, so Ceridwen is still wrong.
And if those animals would just bother to read Romans 1:26-32, they'd surely know what God thought of their having sex with other same-sex members of their species!
Fido: "Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf so that's why I'm gay! - arf, arf, arf, arf, arf..."
A friend of mine had two zebra finches, a pair. The sexes can be told apart easily.
One day the female died and the male, Murray, was heartbroken. So his owners got him a friend, another male so they wouldn't breed. (finches are notorious in their breeding.)
The boys seemed to fight all the time. One day my friend watched them. Fred, the new male, was putting the moves on Murray. He kept it up despite Murray's angry protests.
One day they were fighting like crazy, with Fred constantly trying to mate with Murray, who wasn't having any of it. Suddenly there was a loud SWACK! from the cage.
My friend ran in to see what had happened. She found Fred cold-cocked on his back on the bottom of the cage, and Murray with a mouthful of feathers.
Thus endeth the tale of Fred the Faggot Finch.
(I'm gay, btw.)
Let me see. Up to now, they have killed, stolen(sort of), fornicated............why stopping there?. Let me see, they have no soul, so.........
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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