"The average Christian fails to realize that most of the hospitals in America are owned and operated by false religions... St. Elizabeth's... St. Joseph's... St. Mary... St. Jude... et cetera."
...Davey-boy typed away in Guam; not exactly having the ultra-modern hospitals as per those on the US mainland, with their state-of-the-art orthopaedic treatment facilities.
US Customs & Immigration take a very dim view of anyone with criminal records entering their country. Particularly crimes committed of your heinous nature, eh Davey-boy...?!
Frankly, whether hospitals being 'Catholic' - or not - are the least of your problems.
...but hey, we all have our crosses to bear, eh Davey-boy? Oh yes, that's right: I'm an Atheist who's healthy for a man of my age; no extremely painful back pain 24/7 for me. And even if I were to experience such, there's our secular National Health Service.
Oh, and HM Customs take an equally dim view of kiddy-diddlers entering our country, so there's the UK - and our NHS - out as an 'option' for you.
Yours truly: a healthy, pain-free Atheist. You - a True Christain(TM) - experiencing constant & excruciating agony. So in a way, there is a 'God': just not one who favours you. Ain't life a bitch, eh Davey-boy...?! >:D
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@Skyknight
Ain't life a bitch II - with the Philippines' Catholic hospitals - eh, Davey-boy...?
@Kuno
Oh, this just gets better and better! Ain't life a bitch III, and you - as well as your back - have struck out, Davey-boy. >:D
