All Buddhists are satanists.
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Because True ChristianityTM is the The TruthTM .
Seriously, don't flatter yourself. Just shut up and deal with the fact that your mythology is just as valid - or invalid - as any other mythology out there.
Satanism is just another branch of Christianity, like Mormons or Catholics or Episcopalians. They all use the same symbol set, the same theology... Satanists just choose to worship Satan like the Catholics choose to worship Mary and the saints, or the Mormons worship Moroni, etc...
@JB Mason
Also calling BS on your framing of Catholicism and Mormonism. Please don't make those kinds of generalizations, especially because it makes it clear you have no idea what you're talking about. It's no better than what this freeper did in his post.
WOW, that's a lot of satanists. You'd think that your god would be more powerful than that. Oh well.. can't even stand up against iron chariots, what did I expect?
Oh.. and why didn't I get the memo that atheists are satanists? I thought you had to believe in satan to be a satanist...
All Buddhists wear clown shoes.
Makes much more sense - clown shoes actually exist.
I'm thinking Poe also. It may have been posted to tweak a previous poster on the thread.
HOWEVER
The other poster's reply was:
ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE."
"All Buddhists are satanists.
And God is infinitely worse than Satan:
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Your point, who_would_fardels_bear? Therefore...:
All Buddhists are morally superior to God. All Right-wing Fundamentalist Christians are really worshippers of a deity worse than Satan.
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@JSS
If there's one face that represents the more than infinite evil that is right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity, it's Becky Fischer.
Becky Fischer. Ted Faggard. Both featured in the documentary film "Jesus Camp". Both are now nobodies. Coincidence? You decide.
I love the smell of destroyed fundies in the morning. Smells like... victory.
Hm.
...Oh, Free Republic. I should have known from the sound of inbreeding as I read the post.
Why are they so hung up on Satan? He's supposed to be this big old bad-ass, but he always loses!
He's as impotent as your god.
"All Shintoists are satanists."
Did you...
...just...
...INSULT THE JAPANESE PEOPLE BLARRRAGGHGHHGHHHH!!!!!
*SLAUGHTERS ALL THE FUNDIES IN VENGEANCE FOR THE HONOURABLE COUNTRY OF JAPAN AND ITS HONOURABLE SHINTO RELIGION*
(P.S. I'm Canadian. On my mother's side, I'm Caucasian-European, on my father's side, I'm Negro-Caribbean. I haven't got a drop of Japanese blood in me. I just am in love with Japan. And France.)
"All agnostics, athesists, etc. are satanists."
"Athesists"? What's an "Athesist"? (This is where Melvin the Superhero says, "Is that like a Klingon??")
My post was meant sarcastically, but you "satansists" were evidently too stupid to pick up on that.
Oh ... lest I forget ... /sarc!
In other words, everyone who doesn't believe exactly as you do is a Satanist.
Dude, I actually AM a Satanist and even I think you're giving us too much credit.
Oh, look, yet another troll who thinks he's so much smarter than the rest of us for managing to slip a little sarcasm past us... on a medium where sarcasm is impossible to spot unless marked.
Yep, I guess wwfb is just that superior to the rest of us stupid retards. Might as well kill ourselves now, since we're just sooooo inferior to His Brilliant Intelligence. He's so brilliant that he resorts to cheap insults to prove his great intellect!
Internet trolls are not cool, they're not smart, they're not superior, and they're not interesting. Enjoy your self-proclaimed mental superiority by yourself, because with that better-than-you attitude, I guarantee you haven't any friends.
Sorry, but only worshippers of Satan are Satanists.
And believe it or not, they tend to have more morality than some Christians.
How can you be a satanist when you don't even believe in Satan? What if you have rejected everything to do with the concept? I personally believe that there is no Satan, there is no hell, and the whole idea is a fictional scapegoat for all the things wrong in this world.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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