If you have trained properly, this may never happen to your child, but if it does come to this, you are not helpless. The soul of your child needs to be punished. He feels the need to suffer for his misdeeds. What I am telling you is well understood by the most reprobate of modern psychiatrists and psychologists. They call it a “guilt complex.” Children and adults in this state of mind often do harm to themselves. Their anger is turned inward because they hate the bad person they know themselves to be. Their soul is crying out for justice to be done to the self. They don’t know what is happening, and they will not voluntarily seek punishment, but their soul needs judgment. When your child is in the first throes of this debilitating condition, be kind enough to punish him. Care enough and love enough to pay the emotional sacrifice to give him ten to fifteen licks that will satisfy his need to experience payback.
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What? Children gain a guilt complex from being overpunished, and your solution is to punish them more?
Someone PLEASE call child services, AGAIN on this fucker.
What I am telling you is well understood by the most reprobate of modern psychiatrists and psychologists.
That may actually be true. Real psychologists, however, well understand that the concept of reward of the other is far more useful.
And thus the vicious circle continues. You are a monster. I hope your children dump you in the cheapest nursing home they can find.
Provided you don't beat them to death, first. In that case, I hope your cellmate has a dick like a fire hydrant.
I hope that, if reincarnation is real, that I will be reincarnated into a fundie's child, if only because I want to experience firsthand the pain and screaming of a tortured fundie woken from sleep by a vicious drill in the ear.
wow, just when I thought Freuds theories couldn't sound any more insane, someone let a fundie get a hold of them...
on a side note, do you even know what reprobate means?
Mike, care to answer two points in your reasoning which are conflicting. One, if children are trained, as animals, they can't be "punished", as accountable human beings. Make up your mind.
Guilt complex, second point, is not something positive and it's not what you explained. Guilt complex is an UNNATURAL obsession with something that the subject feels it's their fault. It's a serious psychiatric problem because, normally, people are able to overcome their guilt when they genuinely have made something worng. That's the shortest explanation. In other words, if you were training a child, it shouldn't feel it(animals don't have guilt complex). And if you're admitting that children taught this way have "guilt complex", then, there is a serious psychological problem.
"But if you have lost fellowship with your children and they are past puberty, they are probably too old"
and they may beat shit out of you and make you EAT the fucking rubber hose..
sorry but his cowardice is plain
Give me that stick and bend over, please. I mean, if it works with children, it may as well work on you. Bad boy!
So you take your child's self-hatred unto yourself. That's very... christian of you.
But it may be better to just tell your child there is nothing wrong with him and that you love him. It worked dandy for my parents.
Yet, you may have to cope with your child becoming a profoundly un-traumatized agnostic and a scientist.
As someone who was brought up similarly, I say...
Dear Mr. Pearl,
I hope that you never have any contact with children, ever. Oh yeah, I hope that anyone who actually follows your advice winds up with a cellmate with a dick like a fire hose.
Damn I HATE this guy! If a child's soul needs to be punished, what makes him think that hurting the child's body will make everything all better? Besides, I thought fundies believed that children's souls are free of sin. Isn't that why they'd be the first to go during the rapture? Dumb ass...
You know, Mike, my mom had this weird theory that love would make a child listen, learn, and refrain from acting out.
Now, I'm going out on a limb here, but I have a hunch that the reason I'm a straight-edge kid, my mom and I are best friends, and I trust my mom with everything might have something to do with that theory of hers.
I know, I know. Crazy, right?
@Rubyfruit
I think I like you. :p
Dog's Best Friend, I agree with you completely. My parents were old-fashioned and strict, but condemned the idea of physical punishment. They thought it made children become violent with others, especially children weaker than themselves.
That's the whole motive behind this sort of "discipline." Mike just wants to bully someone weaker who happens to be his child, and is using Gawd as an excuse.
This has gotta be poe... I mean the Most Reprobate (degenerate) of modern psychiatrists and psychologists? Dr. Nick Riveria anyone?
HI everyBODY, and just remember to tether the child down before administering 10-15 love lashes, beCAUSE the children will only want to run away leaving you too tiRED to administer the recomended dosage of love.
*And if this isn't a Poe, then this guy is completely fucked in the head, and needs to be kept far away from any children at anytime*
I have no idea what the context here is, but the phrase, "debilitating condition" leads me to think Mikey Manic here is advocating beating epileptic children for having seizures. Which, while monstrous, is fundie BAU-Business As Usual.
When you're in the retirement home, don't be surprised if your kid give you ten to fifteen licks when you dribble saliva all down your shirt-front. You'll obviously have a need to "experience payback".
A child is not a dog to be trained, a child is a human individual to be educated and inspired.
I'd say that the disappointment of a loving parent after a misdeed is felt much stronger in the soul, than yet another beating from an abusive parent for yet another imaginary misdeed.
Confused?
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