Denver Post Rams Homosexuality Down Readers’ Throats
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper? That’s just too bad, according to the Denver Post, which recently ran a picture of Colorado House Speaker Mark Ferrandino smooching sex partner Greg Wertsch to celebrate the passage of yet another bill promoting homosexuality[...]
Sexual deviancy is the “truth,” according to the depraved ideology of our ruling class.
Unsurprisingly, the accompanying story aggressively promoted the homosexual agenda[...]
Only a year ago, not even Barack Hussein or Shrillary Rotten supported the disgusting and blasphemous travesty of homosexual “marriage.” Now it seems likely to soon become the law of the land. Propaganda blitzes work.
Liberals can be counted on to continue using their control of the media to push the envelope as far as they can, even after America has been fundamentally transformed into a degenerate culture that would make any decent person sick.
[A photo of the Denver Post picture is shown with the kissing being censored by a red block.]
Unlike the Denver Post, this is a family-friendly news source.
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"Denver Post Rams Homosexuality Down Readers’ Throats ."
They really don't realize it, do they? I mean, bloody hell, these people are thick as planks if they haven't figured it out by now. Must be cut from the same cloth as those clueless dingbats who thought it would be a good idea to nickname themselves "teabaggers".
Family friendly, non propagandist news you say? As clearly evidenced by your ramming of everything you belive in it's most extreme and unpleasant form down the throats of your regular readers and those intrepid souls that take day trips into the maw of madness and sift through the garbage on Moonbattery through the eyes of sane men.
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And your non-readers, and lawmakers, or anyone within earshot really. Honestly if you came across someone who is both and deaf I can eaily see you badgering them agressively to agree with you.
When I was six years old I knew two of my uncles were gay. I don't recall being scandalized or asking questions when I visited them or saw them together. It was completely normal.
But, sure, kissing is "depraved" and needs to be censored by bigoted idiots... We still have a ways to go before we're totally transformed into "a degenerate culture," thanks.
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper?
“You see, little Davey, some men love other men and some women love other women. There is nothing wrong with that. You will understand it better when you are grown up.”
What is so freaking hard about that?
Also, should the new measurement for what newspapers are allowed to show on their front pages be what you “like to explain to your six-year-old”? Why do you hate the freedom of the press and America?
"Unlike the Denver Post, this is a family-friendly news source."
You have a picture of a catholic priest on the front?
"Unlike the Denver Post, this is a family-friendly news source."
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" A London-based cleric says sodomy is okay per a Wahhabi fatwa so long as the purpose is to widen the anus for jihad. Lib trolls might want to fetch some hand lotion before reading the words of Abdallah Al-Khilaf" ~ Dave "Family-Friendly" Blount
The picture I saw was of a fairly chaste kiss, very far from what I picture when I read the word "smooching".
Aren't they living together? Then they are so much more than just "sex partners". Or would you cathegorize me (woman) and my husband as merely "sex partners" as well?
What's being promoted is HUMAN RIGHTS, asshole! That is all.
Blasphemy? Propaganda? The world is v e r y slowly turning towards more and more human rigths.
Reality has a liberal bias.
The House Speaker and his significant other IS a family, dolt! You're the one who's anti-family here.
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper?
"Some men love other men, some women love other women." There you go. Of course, your explanation would probably involve anuses and such, so I can see why no six-year-old should have to listen to that.
Unlike the Denver Post, this is a family-friendly news source.
Yeah, right, the Manson family, maybe.
Newspaper has two guys kissing? EVILEVILEVILOMGEVIL!
Can't swing a dead cat without seeing a guy and a girl jamming their tongues down the others' throat? Nothing worth mention.
It is a fucking KISS. What, are you scrambling as to how to tell your kid as to why two men are kissing without hunting for a child to sacrifice to their dark lord or something? Hate it when we don't twirl our mustaches and pot how to tie God Fearing Christians to train tracks while plotting other nefarious deeds to (somehow) destroy society? Well for all gays, I apologize and promise to be more evil so you dont look like an asshat in the future.
@Rasied by Horses
Nah, if you ask me, that's every bit intentional. They think they're trying to be clever, and stoking deep-seated homophobia and rape aversion with that title.
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper? That’s just too bad, according to the Denver Post
I don't like having to explain to a six-year-old why a man is eating fried scorpions, sheep testicles or a live cobra, innards and all, but that doesn't mean I'm going to whine about the Travel Channel showing such things.
(dp)
"What the fuck is a newspaper?"
Oh, thanks a LOT , dp. Way to make a man feel old. *smh*
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper? That’s just too bad
Yes, it is. Deal with it.
"Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper?"
No six year old in the history of there being six year olds has ever given the slightest fuck about the front page of any newspaper, therefore complete non-issue, even for bigoted dumb fucks who still read newspapers.
"LOVE, EQUALITY & KINDNESS IS EVIL! ALL HAIL BLOOD, HATE & WAR! *AAAARRRGGGLLLEE!"
Man, I hate these idiots!
People kissing can be seen in most public venues in America. That it is two men kissing on the newspaper is unimportant. You would probably come in his pants if it were two women kissing.
That you find male homosexuality "disgusting" is also unimportant. I think buttermilk is disgusting, but I accept the fact that others may enjoy it.
Homosexuality is blasphemous? Maybe against your God in your big book of fairy tales, but it is not up to others to uphold the rules of your religion.
Now have a nice cup of warm milk and a lie down.
Well you could just explain to the six year old that a guy kissing another guy doesn't mean one of them gets crucified. You can then blame society for that.
Or you could just say that they love each other and are happy.
Somehow I think you like the first explanation a bit more.
"Mommy, why is that man kissing that other man?" "Because he loves that man."
Am I the only who has no problem explaining this to kids?
"Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper?"
Well let's see how would I explain that? "Honey, some people love people of the same gender the same way mommy and daddy love each other, and they are currently fighting for their right to get married just like mommy and daddy are because some people think that these people don't deserve the same respect as every other person does." + the usual explaination that she isn't gay for her sister, but that that's a different kind of love.
"yet another bill promoting homosexuality"
Legalizing same-sex marriage promotes homosexualy as much as freedom of movement promotes hiking.
"Propaganda blitzes work."
10 years is quite long for a "blitz".
"Unlike the Denver Post, this is a family-friendly news source."
As evidenced by the around 100 pictures of voluptous women in bikinis holding military style weaponary - and I'm not talking about boobs here.
In a 22 December 2010 press conference, U.S. Rep. Barney Frank said that "the "gay agenda" is to be protected against violent crimes driven by bigotry, it's to be able to get married, it's to be able to get a job, and it's to be able to fight for our country. For those who are worried about the radical homosexual agenda, let me put them on notice. Two down, two to go"
So if you didn't want to explain things to your kids, why again did you have them?
Is it up to every newspaper, book, movie, and anything else your kids come across in the world to somehow conform to your 'standard'? What about all of the other 'standards' in the world?
Welcome to the real world. Deal with it.
(ThatOneGuy)
"Fun game. Go through Judas Preist songs and try to find all the references to gay sex."
Shit, if I made a drinking game of that, I might need a liver transplant by the time I finished. *laughs*
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper? That’s just too bad, according to the Denver Post, which recently ran a picture of Colorado House Speaker Mark Ferrandino smooching sex partner Greg Wertsch to celebrate the passage of yet another bill promoting homosexuality[...]
If you don't like having to explain things to your kids, maybe you shouldn't be a parent in the first place.
Secondly, considering how newspapers are obsolescent, maybe they printed the picture they did to drum up controversy in the first place and get people to buy it?
Third, they posted a picture of something relevant to the topic. Does this man regularly scan everything potential children could see to make sure it gets banned?
#1519473: Thanks for the reminder to post this: Louis CK on Gay People . He did another bit where he essentially said: "How can you hate someone whose response to hate is to throw a parade?" but unfortunately I'm not sure which Youtube bit it is.
@Creedence Leonore Gielgud, No six year old in the history of there being six year olds has ever given the slightest fuck about the front page of any newspaper
Quoted for truth.
Dave here sounds a mite panicky. Yay!
@Da Rat Bastid
"I might need a liver transplant by the time I finished"
Nah, but you will be rushed to hospital for a stomach pump half-way through British Steel.
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing across the front page of the newspaper?
Well, according to the Bible, Jesus and Judas gave each other a big smacking kiss, right out in public (Matthew 26:4750, Mark 14:4345).
Don’t like having to explain to your six-year-old why two men are kissing in the Bible, and one of them is Jesus?
OMFG, does this mean Jesus was a fag? I mean, we all know how God feels about fags, right?
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Ahh, I miss the good old days when sexual depravity was just a tv sitcom showing a queen bed in a married couples bedroom instead of two widely separated twin beds.
Please GOP take me back to the 50s again...
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Since Judas Priest is on the menu, I always thought The Green Manalishi (With the Two Prong Crown) off the Unleashed in the East album was one of the best live recorded songs (even album) I'd ever heard at the time. Although it been years since I've heard it so don't hold my feet to the fire on that one. I do remember it being, overall rather than sound, better than the studio cut.
Holy crap, Fleetwood Mac wrote and performed that song ?? Mind blown. It has a bizarre history. GTFO Joan Baez wrote Diamonds & Rust ??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Manalishi
Judas Priest - Unleashed in the East (Full Album) (video is a still image, knock up the res high as you can for best sound)
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What is the big deal with explaining it to your six year old? Just say "Sometimes men like ladies, and sometimes men like men. Sometimes ladies like men, and sometimes they like ladies". Simple.
Kids don't have any prejudices at that age anyway.
@farpadokly
From the 'net, grain of salt. *
"I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you."
No salt required ...
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* I only use the term "grain of salt" as a matter of intellectual honesty. I have no
problem accepting this happened and if it didn't certainly something like it has and
happened often. However my skepticism is always on alert. As it should be.
(Hasan Prishtina)
"A six-year-old might also ask what a virgin is. Don't like it? That's still just too bad."
I was a wee 'un myself when I asked what "virgin" meant. (It was after the church service, where Jesus' mother had been mentioned.) The lady I asked simply responded, "a virgin is someone who hasn't had sex yet".
Since I already had a vague notion of what sex was (namely, "where babies come from"), I accepted that definition, and that was that. No mental trauma at all.
If a picture makes you that uncomfortable, you need to stay locked in your home with the TV off and no Internet access because homosexuality and homoeroticism are quite prevalent in today's society, especially in the media.
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