Folks, here you see an example of how the pro abort - pro homo crowd
attacks a minister because of his biblical stance. The pro homosexual
agenda has put the AMERICAN COWBOY under attack. Remember how pro
homosexual Hollywood recently produced a gay cowboy movie. Because the
American Cowboy is a symbol of masculinity and heterosexuality , the
homosexual crowd has done there best to try and make the American
Cowboy gay. Because I look like an American Cowboy, the pro homosexual
crowd is trying to make me out to look gay, which I do not. I am proud
of my image, and as a heterosexual minister I am proud of the fact
that my image consultant Steven Houser has given he the look of the
American Cowboy. I am proud to look like Gene Autry or John Wayne:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Autry
Rev. Dr. Michael Schmidt
www.trumpetofthelord.com
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Oh no, that cowbloy looking guy is gay and he is in a movie. They are trying to make all cowboy(ish) looking people seem gay! We must stop this travesty immediatly. Maybe we should ban all gay men and women from wearing pants to. You never know if they are trying to make other pant wearing people look gay.
OK, dude, first off, the "American Cowboy" as you think of him never existed, but was a creation of Hollywood and advertising agencies. Secondly, "Brokeback Mountain" was not a "gay cowboy movie," it was movie about two men who were trapped by the realities and prejudices of the society they lived in. (And by the way, cowboys have been pretty damn gay ever since The Village People.)
And thirdly...dude...you have an "image consultant?" An image cosultant who has dressed you like a cowboy? You didn't pick it yourself? What cowboy would ever have an "image consultant?" Sounds kinda...gay ...to me.
I am proud of my image, and as a heterosexual minister I am proud of the fact that my image consultant Steven Houser has given he the look of the American Cowboy.
I'm mostly all for that. People should be "proud" of who they are. Understand though that when The Gheys have their "Pride" they aren't saying they consider themselves better than you. They're really saying that they are choosing to live their lives free from the shame you would impose on them with your bigoted fukwitted boyhowdy attitude. Ironically this actually DOES make them better people than you.
You could be the hero here. Gay men love straight guys who are cool with them. Instead I predict you'll continue to be the goat.
Away from women in the dusty wilderness for weeks at a time, suffering lonley days and cold, empty nights.
Straddling the backs of muscular, hard working stallions all day.
Wearing lots of leather and buttless chaps.
Yup, nothing as hetro as a cowboy.
OH NOES NOT TEH COWBOYS
Seriously, I think cowboys, gunslingers, cattle-rustlers, lawmen, desperadoes, and other such Wild West heroes and villains are as awesome as the next guy, but please, "But think of the Chil- COWBOYS!" ?!
Reverend Ray is the fucking coolest Western charcter ever. Seriously there are so many Western characters from movies, tv shows, and games who are heterosexual and only one movie with gay cowboys but suddenly it's an attack on a whole genre. You fail miserably, your paranoia is akin to pre-WWII Germany, go seriously revaluat your life.
I love how people don't seem to realize that Brokeback was based on a book that had been around for years, like the story was made up by Hollywood (what seems to be implied here)
Further more, dude, I'm spectacularly flamboyant and even I don't have an image councilor.
Post script, I agree with MM cowboys are hot, particularly when they are Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.
And just why the heck would a good christian minister require the services of an image consultant? Somehow, that makes me feel that in the case of the good Rev. Dr. Michael Schmidt, What You See AIN'T What You Get.
Folks, here you see an example of how the pro abort - pro homo crowd
attacks a minister because of his biblical stance.
Well, every group has its crazies.
The pro homosexual
agenda has put the AMERICAN COWBOY under attack. Remember how pro
homosexual Hollywood recently produced a gay cowboy movie. Because the
American Cowboy is a symbol of masculinity and heterosexuality , the
homosexual crowd has done there best to try and make the American
Cowboy gay.
Have you seen old western movies? They put plenty of gay undertones into it. Watch the Celluloid Closet, very informative.
Because I look like an American Cowboy
Yes, I'm sure you do. And I look like Marilyn Monroe.
the pro homosexual
crowd is trying to make me out to look gay, which I do not. I am proud
of my image, and as a heterosexual minister I am proud of the fact
that my image consultant Steven Houser has given he the look of the
American Cowboy. I am proud to look like Gene Autry or John Wayne
Um...okay?
Are you sure you're a real doctor? This sounds a bit, well, uneducated.
You have an image consultant, and you wonder that people think you're gay? (Not that every gay person has an image consultant, but there seems to be more gay men that care about their appearance, than straight men. Anyone saying "I'm not prejudiced" will soon come with a "but...".)
That Autry bloke looks kinda gay. (Stereotypically, that is; judging by the gay people I know, there is no single gay look.)
Real cowboys were probably very dirty and unclean, and had very little contact with women on a regular basis, so they might have resorted to "other means".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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