I Also Have Had A Dream Of Looking At A Porn Site In The Computer And A Bear Out Of The Computer Mauled Me. Interpretation: Pornograpy Will Maul You
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Yep, someone had to say it.
Nice one Cousin Ted.
Michael, when you say "mauled", did you mean pawed?
Was the bear fat or skinny? And did the skinny bear come out of the river and eat the fat bear, but not get any fatter?
If you can get a granary out of that dream, talk to Pharoah, otherwise just don yourself a little rainbow coat and go picnicking in the woods Joey.
Are you Stephen Colbert?
(Interpretation for those who don't get the joke: Stephen Colbert's character on his show, The Colbert Report , which is a parody of right-wing pundits like Bill O'Reilly, is terrified of bears. He calls them "godless killing machines.")
Is that the title of a song or a book or something? 'Cause in my opinion, it's too bloody long. A better title would be "Porn Mauling," or "Porn Bear." Actualy, those would both be decent names for a band...
Why can't there be bears in my computer? Because Then You Would Have To Capitalize Every Word. Rules Are Rules, You Know.
The vast majority of dreams don't have meanings. Those that do are always about oneself in the present or the past, and relate to deep-seated psychological issues. Yours may have a meaning, but it damn well isn't what you think.
Whew- thank god it's just pornogapy, not actual pornograpHy.
And besides, I've had fucked up dreams where I got Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant. That doesn't mean that He's secretly a woman and I'm secretly a man.
If log on to the web today, you'd better go in disguise.
If you log onto the web today, you won't believe your eyes.
For today's the day, the teddy bears get their wick licked.
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No, repressing your sexuality and denying progress is destroying you but more importantly, what KIND of porn site were you looking at? Did they charge? If not, what was the address?
I had a dream once that I was Desdemona from Othello and I met Lenny and Carl from The Simpsons. (No, seriously.) I still don't know what it meant, but I don't think it meant anything.
Also, stop capitalizing every word.
"I Also Have Had A Dream Of Looking At A Porn Site In The Computer And A Bear Out Of The Computer Mauled Me. Interpretation: Pornograpy Will Maul You"
I had a dream of Gates McFadden in an antebellum dress piloting one of the mecha from "Big O."
Interpretation: I am a dyed in the wool geek.
Oh great, Mr Smith, I was going to say something witty about being scared shitless by ones own desires, as many fundies appear to be, but now I can't get Sexual Harassment PAnda out of my brain :(
For those wondering about the caps: It's a style of writing called title case. It's generally reserved for titles of important things, but idiots tend to use it everywhere. It's really fucking annoying.
I believe Wikipedia has an article on it if you care more about it.
That's not how I interpret it. You have a guilt complex. If you don't like porn, then don't look at it. If you do like porn, then enjoy it.
Or is it the guilt trip you're really after?
Wow, I never thought Kanaya would make it on this site a lot...
... *cough*
Please tell me there's some Homestuck fans on here.
Also, I have had a dream where I was a bear with a red bird in my backpack.
Confused?
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