[old, but in view of Vox Day's latest project, relevant]
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Worst. Superhero. Ever!
"Lieh Geis!*"
*Sieg Heil, backwards.
That they felt the need to point that out speak volumes about the intellectual level of the target audience...
Whiteman fights an interplanetary duel with a diabolical fiend... THE JEW FROM OUTER SPACE
Motherfucker, who told you you were allowed to use my likeness in your asinine little comic book? I'm suing your ass off, Rockwell.
Lew Cor
...wait what?
Lew Cor?! The civilian identity of the dazzling Nazi superhero is called Lew Cor? As in "Roc Wel" backwards? Could his self-insert be any more obvious and pathetic?
Not only are Nazis dumb as hell, apparently they are painfully uncreative too.
For added irony, "Lew" is one wovel away from "Levi", a Jewish first name. Man, you really didn't put any thought into this at all, did you?
Update: I looked a little bit into the supposed authors of this strip, and the results I found are the stuff of a crime thriller.
Okay, so George Lincoln Rockwell is the founder of the American Nazi Party. He absolutely couldn't have co-written the marvelous adventures of Whiteman in 1978, seeing as he died 11 years earlier, in 1967. His cause of death was a gunshot, fired by... wait for it... John Patler.
Yes, the other supposed co-writer of this comic strip.
It gets more eerie if you consider that Patler was very close to Rockwell, reportedly loving him as a father figure. Until he was expelled from the Party shortly before he shot Rockwell.
So he kills his father figure, and 11 years later he writes a comic strip where he lists him as having written it with him. This is either a hoax or some Criminal Minds level creepy shit.
Also, check out the "Jew from Outer Space". I fucking chortled for minutes.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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