Navaros #fundie

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There is no such thing as "creationists" as distinct from "Christians." All Christians believe the Bible, and therefore all Christians know that God is Male and has a Penis.

Anyone who denies those facts would be a denier of the Bible, and therefore, by definition, not a Christian..

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old comment by The Mimic Octopus

Take this with a dome of salt, but if I remember correctly, I once read that certain parts of Jewish liturgy actually address the nuturing aspect of God with feminine pronouns.

How can one assign a biological sex to an unique, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, timeless, transcendant deity? It might choose to identify as a one gender when interacting with a group of mortals for convenience's sake, it could take a physical form of any gender, but its real self would be beyond dichtomies that only exist in lifeforms reproducing sexually (and their parthenogenetic derivates). It makes even less sense for it to have an biological organ that only exists in some groups of sexually reproducing lifeforms. It does not make sense even if one believes in "femininity" and "masculinity" as cosmic principles: While one could argue that the goddess of fertility/sexuality/children/pregnancy/war* because she represents feminine concepts or that the god of lightning/pillars/cigars because he represents things that are elongated and therefore represent penes, the One God is supposed to represent EVERYTHING.

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Old devotional texts show that Yahweh was originally happily married to Ashera (i.e. Babylonian Ishtar/Phoenician Astarte). Even in the Bible, there is a passage where her statue and priestesses in the Temple slipped through the editing.
My theory: Yahweh and Ashera eventually broke up and Yahweh, angry and sexually frustrated, dictated the vengeful and misogynistic Old Testament. He finally calmed down when he lay down with Mary, leading to the all-loving and forgiving God Jesus preached about.

* really common combo

old comment by SpukiKitty

Ahhhhh, Our old pal, NAVAROS!

So, Narvy; Still obsessed with The Surpreme Deity's genitalia? Also; What does Deity's sex have to do with Creationism?

If Deity has a penis, Zie also has a vagina as well. Deity is androgynous. It says in in your Creation myth....

GENESIS 1:27 (KJV)
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Though HaShem is refereed to in masculine pronouns, it clearly states that Humans, both male and female, are in Deity's image.

Thus....If humans are male & female....SO IS THE DIVINE!

All-That-Is is Masculine & Feminine. Both are equal and compliment each other equally. Female MUST be equal in power and status to Male. Neither is greater than the other.

Positive & Negative
North & South
Light & Dark
Yang & Yin
Shiva & Shakti
Hot & Cold
Male & Female

It makes sense. It's called BALANCE!

Sexists, Frums, Fascists and Authoritarians are UNBALANCED! Imbalance leads to war, strife, rage, hardship and chaos!

Accept it, Navaros! Accept God's Holy & Righteous Vulva/Vagina/Uterus!

Also; What The Mimic Octopus said.

old comment by Psycho Tits

So God is anthropomorphic and male - so male, in fact, that Navaros capitalized the term "Penis."

God had sexual intercourse with the universe and things came into being? God had literal sex with Mary?

(What? Both views would be considered sacrilege? But why Why would a God need a penis?)

The Bible itself is explicit that males are meant to pair with females. One reason is to produce children. As the rabid anti-gays are so fond of pointing out, it takes the right plumbing in working order by both partners for sex to create life...and yet Navaros believes God must surely have the male plumbing even though God allegedly spoke the universe into existence and then bifurcated human gender only after the first person - initially described as something closer to 'human' or 'dust person' than "man" (which he only became after the creation of woman).

The creation story has God creating a person, then determining this person would not do well alone, and so the person was rendered unconscious and then a part was removed by which another person, the woman, came to be. (Neither Adam nor Ever were born of sex, and yet God has this massive, swinging dick because...why?

It doesn't make sense, and it shouldn't: It's stupid. Setting aside the debate about theism for a moment, what arrogance we little creatures have to assume the omnipotent creator of the universe, upon whom no eyes can look, is really just a super human being of the male gender - and this, by nature; by...luck. God, who had no beginning, and yet came into being with genitals for having sex...

With?

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