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[OP of thread "[Experiment] Dick quotas"]

I just had a genius idea to make society and the sexual market fairer. We all know being a dicklet sucks and foids will ridicule you for it, and most men want to fuck JBs, so why don't we make the AoC dependent on the guy's dick size?

If your cock is 3 inches or less, the AoC is 12 for you.
If your cock is between 3 and 4 inches, the AoC is 13 for you.
If your cock is between 4 and 5 inches, the AoC is 14 for you.
If your cock is between 5 and 6 inches, the AoC is 15 for you.
If your cock is between 6 and 7 inches, the AoC is 16 for you.
If your cock is between 7 and 8 inches, the AoC is 17 for you.
If your cock is 8 inches or more, the AoC is 18 for you.

Everyone wins.

[JB stands for "jailbait" while AoC stands for "age of consent"]

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