Gay demons infect animals
[transcript from radio interview]
“Let’s step back for a second, Gordon, and say okay, let’s assume you’re right that homosexuality among humans is only because of marketing,” Pakman countered. “What about in the 4,000 other species that have homosexuality? Because, as far as I know, they don’t have TV. They don’t have advertising. They don’t have the iTunes store to recruit people. How is it that humans are gay sometimes because of marketing, but 4,000 other species— Why? Is it something else?”
“It is entirely possible — we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs,” Klingenschmitt said. “So, it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals just the same way they invade humans, and that causes the sin of lust.”
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Ya know, we'd be able to take you a lot more serious if you'd just admit that your problem with homosexuality is that you think it's icky.
It's better then gay pig demons anyway. =|
Ya know, we'd be able to take you a lot more serious if you'd just admit that your problem with homosexuality is that you think it's icky.
It's better then gay pig demons anyway. =|
Demons, being fallen angels - according to the mythology - are sexless. They therefore cannone be either straight or gay.
Herr Klingenschnitt should be aware of this. His post is nonsense.
I fully expect to see a gay pig demon character at some point tonight on my usual roleplaying haunt. If I do, I shall refer to the player as Herr Klingenschwein.
Also: heheh, pigs boinking. "Oink oink oink *boink boink* Oink oink *boink boink boink* squeeeeeeeeal!" *giggles like a twelve year old.*
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A: "All right, lads. Where shall we put them this time?"
B: "Liberal conspiracy?"
A: "No, we did that yesterday."
C: "Godless Communism?"
A: "Well... I like it, but it's startin' to get a bit old.."
D: "...iTunes?"
A: "I whatnow? C'mon, guys... think!"
B: "How about demons?"
A: "Oh, yeah. We haven't done demons in a while. All right, set'er down."
If the purpose of demons in your religion is to tempt people and condemn their souls to hell, then why would they possess animals to make them gay? In your religion, animals have no soul to corrupt, and doing they gay thing with each other doesn't corrupt human souls. Your argument makes no sense fro your own religion's perspective.
@Nerikull:
"....gay pig demons. Why does that sound as if it came from "South Park"?"
That's, "Gay demon pigs!"
Also: “Let’s step back for a second, Gordon,...."
"NOT LITERALLY!"
"we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, "
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't "Legion" the name of the the demon in this story?
You know, the whole "Our name is Legion for we are many"-thing?
Further proof that in the most cases atheists and other non-believers know the bible better than fundies...
Animals can sin, apparently. This is a big departure from Christian dogma, saying essentially that animals too have a soul. Not only that but Satan cares enough about the souls of animals to inflict demonic possession upon them.
This brings up a whole load of questions, not least of which is why the hell are Christians not vegetarian? And what are we to think of Jesus forcing those (apparently sentient) pigs from a cliff? And, wait, god likes the smell of burning animal flesh in the full knowledge that to get it you have to kill (or horrifyingly torture, I suppose) animals with souls and consciences? And...
Wow. Mind = blown. This is big news everyone. Put down your bacon sandwiches and sit in awed contemplation of this revelation. :P
@Raised by Horses
You win a gazillion internets & World Cups!
It's frustrating. Fundies are so thick. Whenever normal people come up with a killer argument against a fundies' position, one that should make a sane human think or reconsider their bigotry, the fundies come up with garbage to "refute" the sane argument. I tell ya, they got an "answer" for everything! Same holds true for ethnibigots! YEESH!
First of all, Legion was what the demons possessing a man in the Bible called themselves.
Secondly, and stick with me because this is going to sound crazy, maybe homosexuality is found in so many species of animals because it is a perfectly natural orientation with biological causes.
And all on account of tv. I've been watching tv since 1951, and I'm not gay yet, in spite of all that MadAve has tried on me. I must be an exception to the rule. Hell, I'm not even close.
Good thing I don't listen to iTunes. **whew**
So it's demons that make animals horny, and marketing that turns humans gay. Got it.
I'll believe it when gay pig demons fly.
The fuck are these people talking about? Who cares how animals get their jollies?
Oh, and demons don't exist. I think it's good to just remind people of that every once in a while.
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LOOK AT THE DEMONIC WIDDLE EYES ON THIS ONE!!
"It is entirely possible we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs,” Klingenschmitt said. “So, it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals just the same way they invade humans, and that causes the sin of lust."
But the pigs didn't have an orgy - they jumped into the sea. Besides, animals aren't subject to the "sin" of lust. According to Paul, sin wasn't accounted for before the law was given; so for animals, which have never received God's laws applicable to humans, sin isn't reckoned.
So if the devil can command any animal at any time to do anything then why haven't we been eaten by bears with bulletproof skulls, devoured by locusts, or pecked to death by doves yet?
The answer is: You made him up as a foil for your imaginary, infallible God for everything people can easily point out in the natural world and everday life as direct refute for every stupid thing you claim is against God and Nature.
it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals
Hey Gordon, the next time you go to your favorite all-American fast food joint to stuff another 3500 calories or more into your Christian lard ass, think about the dead animal you're eating. Chances are it's a possessed homosexual burger patty you're munching on.
Get down Satan! Get the gay out of your burger. Big Mac? No: Gay Mac! Think about it.
Bon appetit!
Burger patties:
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Don't ask, don't tell!
The problem with your argument, Gordon, is that demons are generally recognized as not real. The stories in the bible don't have any evidence to back them up. The people who wrote them were themselves "pig ignorant."
I strive to be as tolerant as i possibly can, however, i do suffer from a slight aversion when I see gay PDA in public. I was raised to think that it is wrong, i don't think that now, but i cant help that feeling. (i get the same one with straight PDA to a lesser degree). So i would respect this man a lot more if he used Cae's argument and said they were icky.
Yes boys and girls, even people you would think of as "adults" can believe in fairy tales like the tooth fairy, peter pan, and demons in animals, and other stories in children's literature and the babble.
When you're saying things like "gay demons infect animals," it's time to step back and look at what you believe, and wonder whether your life might be more productive if you gave up trying to convince people that your beliefs are actually accurate, and instead, sold them as comedy. You'd instantly be funnier than Nick Swardson, for instance.
"'Let’s step back for a second, Gordon, and say okay, let’s assume you’re right that homosexuality among humans is only because of marketing,' Pakman countered."
And just why would we assume that?
"It is entirely possible we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs,” Klingenschmitt said. 'So, it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals just the same way they invade humans, and that causes the sin of lust.'"
Why, why, why are people like this not locked up in psych wards? If you didn't veil this shit in the guise of religion, you'd have been locked up long ago. Why does religion get a free pass for this kind of thing?
Sure, but they jumped into a cliff, didn´t fuck members of the same sex. You know, animals don´t have free will so morality doesn´t apply to them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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