Yes, I believe autism is caused by a demon. I do not know if the demon stays in the person, or if it did the damage and has moved on—
When I was staying with that Jehovahs Witness family during the forest fire, I was witnessing to them about Jesus. (I didn’t know I was doing this at the time. I simply answered her questions best I could.) The Lord Jesus told me that I could have healed their autistic son (autistic from a vaccine,) if they had believed. But alas, they refused to believe, so the son was left autistic.
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Neatly folded in the glove compartment of Dunamis' car is the map the family uses to find their way around, with places to avoid marked "here be sea monsters", "lair of the dragons", "highway patrol who will not allow us to witness to them in lieu of a ticket", and "watch for demons; do not pick up hitchhikers".
Yes, I believe autism is caused by a demon
Well, here's a proven scientific fact : you're a Dumbass , Nightmares of.
No 'Belie f' required.
That Nobel Prize for Neurophysiology is yours for the asking, Dumbass. The peer review of your 'Belie f' procedure stands between you & that prize, however.
Let's see, Dunamis, you must REALLY be on the spectrum.
Besides, only these Demons have been proven to exist:
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@A Man Called True
Vaccines=demons
A family opened their home to you because you chose not to use those magic powers to remove a threat to your own and you again refrained from using those powers to heal their son because your host-family didn't take your insanity at face value? You're deluded enough to think you can heal autism but you didn't try?
You're an ungrateful asshole with delusions of grandeur.
Oh, and vaccines are evil? I'd wish Smallpox on you but I'm not as vindictive as you apparently are with your screwy views on autism everything.
Look, dumbassis, I'm willing to tolerate a lot of your inane nightmares that you think are real, but saying autistic people are like that because they are possessed by evil demons is going too far.
While I can understand that honesty is an alien concept to you (and autists are honest to a fault) and therefore you think it's evil, I'm still going to say you're a cunt.
Seriously, I hope you never encounter an actual autist. Because I know you're batshit crazy enough to try to beat the demons out of them with the "blessed olive oil".
I was hoping this head case had been tranquilized & put away somewhere quiet, since she's clearly insane & can't be trusted to look out for herself.
Is there a demon of stupidity? If there is, she's possessed by it.
I will never, at any point in time, every understand this absolute failure of logic. It's in the fucking Bible!
The claim is made, constantly, that miracles come because of belief. They happen not because one man believes, but everyone witnessing believe it, but it is in the Bible, multiple fucking times, that God and his chosen representatives carried out miracles, in front of nonbelievers, in order to show those nonbelievers that God is real and has real power! But no clear miracle has been performed in . . . centuries at least. Always with the claim "if everyone believed it, then it would happen." Nevermind how many times their own book claims there was only one believer, and the rest were shown the miracle to demonstrate it.
If God is real, if his power is real, and you are a vessel for it, not everyone has to believe what you say for the miracle to occur. It's actually the point, so the miracle can prove the power! But, even this just proves God is a man made construct, made by the most stupid. God is that damn stupid that God doesn't realize how to use his power to prove his presence. "Nope, you gotta believe in me first, no matter what those nomads in the desert got."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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