Yeah evolution is a load of rubbish,dragons are real though i agree
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Komodo dragons and water dragons are lizards. Dragonflies are insects.
YOu might want to actually do biology one day. They show you all sort of nifty things. They even actually teach you evolution, not strawmania.
It's just stunning how far people will go to harmonize their longings with reality. If they are incompatible in the religious mind, then reality is tossed.
I want the bible to be true so much that I believe in the existance of dragons and deny the proven facts of ring species. How absolutely sad. I sometimes wonder if we are the smartest animals in the world; I don't know of any other animals, apes included that would believe their dreams and desires over what their eyes and mind tell them.
Yeah, I slay chromatic ones almost every day. I usually fight with Grayswandir, my +7 Keen Blessed Silver Saber.
A silver shield, especially enchanted, is great for blocking or reflecting that chronic bad breath of theirs. An amulet of reflection or silver armor (especially, ironically, Silver Dragon Scale Mail) will work nicely too, but I prefer a shield so that I can wear different suits of armor or amulets as I wish.
Evolution is false because it goes against the story of creation (actually against both of the contradictory creation stories in the first two chapters of Genesis), but dragons are real because they are mentioned in the bible. Fundy indeed!
Why does it not occur to fundies that the bible - the inerrant "Word of God" which reveals how people are to live their lives and is to stand for all time - contains superstitions common in the ancient world but no real scientific "facts" beyond what was known by Bronze Age people?
Obvious to all but the oblivious.
Er, I hate to tell you this, but "Eragon" is not a documentary.
The DnD community laughs at you and your naivete.
fucking hell, I almost died then, my irony meter took out half the fucking room and now I have third degree burns. Seriously though, fuckwit.
There's a great post in response to this one at the link:
"Plus, Nessie in Loch Ness is evidence that dinosaurs still exist."
As stupid as this may be, I must admit that the argument is consistent.
@NonProphet : I think that's about one of the greatest .sig quotes I've ever seen.
Yep, kinda like N. Dakota is fictional, but Munimula is real! What an ultra-maroon!PS What are these guys resisting, education, reality, or both?
Ravennin said: I think somebody dropped acid while watching "Reign of Fire." Not smart, fella.
Sure it was smart; that movie sucked so hard acid would pretty much HAVE to make it better. XD
Also, LOL, ok I think I get it now. XD
are you really that fucking delusional?
Oh wait, nevermind, this is from TRM. Of course he's that fucking delusional.
"Yeah evolution is a load of rubbish,dragons are real though i agree"
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So you therefore agree that "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is a documentary ?!
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Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs! And even I'm a Brony!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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