Philosophers of Rape #fundie

Remember folks this is dead serious. We absolutely believe there are women who in no way, shape, or form deserve to be raped. But those women will not be in danger of ever being the victim of our methods because we don’t target virgins at church, 40 year married grandma’s knitting at home, or even regular non-slut non-feminist decent human beings going to the grocery store.

We target harlots. Decrepid filth, dressed like hookers and reaking like vodka. Downtown after bar time. In certain alley ways on the way back to the dorms, etc. We also specifically target Feminists, the most vile, putrid, hateful, evil of the bunch. The kind who get conferences to talk about mens suicide rates shut down. The type of hussies who have lobbied effectively to remove due process from proceedings against men on college campuses. We want to teach men that although it may be easier than ever for an innocent man to be convicted of rape when a consensual partner has buyers remorse, it’s also easier than ever for a guilty man to get away Scott free – so long as it’s done the way we advocate: actual rape-rape, as in dark-alley, ski mask, stranger rape.

Carry on men. And carry these words in your heart; “Rape boldly, rape bravely, but when you do rape, RAPE SAFELY!”



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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