[On atheists]
You are the hard on a used car salesman gets when you walk onto his lot. He knows he can sell you anything. You believe in nothing. SCORE!
You are a mental whore. You hide behind the hand-me-down logic you adopted in a college elective, the shit you had to regurgitate to get that C+ and then throw in a little new age a la Shirley McLaine. Run to the light, bro. Recite some O-chem. Now, blow me.
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Basically, he's saying we are dumb.
The used car salesman probably belongs to a church just because it's good for business. All the members will go to him for cars because "he's a Christian and will be honest." Or maybe he displays a little fish in the window to convince the gullible that he's honest.
Oooooh fun! Lemmie try this.
Hi folks! Square Deal Sam here, bringing you latest models on display here in the showroom.
Hmmm....interesting pattern.
"You are the hard on a used car salesman gets when you walk onto his lot. He knows he can sell you anything."No, a dishonest salesman would probably be happier to see a potential buyer who believes in fairy tales rather than one who uses logic and reason.
"You believe in nothing."
No, I believe in plenty of things. I believe in my friends, my family, love, honesty, kindness, logic, reason, etc..
"SCORE!"
What? Are you playing tiddliwinks?
"You are a mental whore."
What does that mean, that I think for money? OK, that's basically true. I can see why no one would pay you for your thoughts.
"You hide behind the hand-me-down logic you adopted in a college elective,"
All knowledge, including the Bible stories, are "hand-me-down." Belittling knowledge gained in college seems like a bitter case of sour grapes.
"the shit you had to regurgitate to get that C+"
Some of us got better grades than that. Again, your agrument sounds like the sour grapes of a trade school drop out.
"and then throw in a little new age a la Shirley McLaine."
No, in order to side with Shirley McLaine, one would have to believe in spirits and other supernatural nonsense. I know of no atheists who believe in such twaddle.
"Run to the light, bro."
Please do not imply that I am in any way your brother.
"Recite some O-chem. Now, blow me."
No thank you. Blow you away, maybe. Give you a blow on the head with a BIG stick, maybe.
Curious that such a devout Xian would be asking for gay sex.
You are a mental whore. You hide behind the hand-me-down logic you adopted in a college elective, the shit you had to regurgitate to get that C+
Wow, went to college much, moron? Sorry, yeah, you are not a mental whore, yet you know the atheists became evil because they got an education.
You are the hard on a used car salesman gets when you walk onto his lot. He knows he can sell you anything. You believe in nothing. SCORE! You are a mental whore. You hide behind the hand-me-down logic you adopted in a college elective, the shit you had to regurgitate to get that C+ and then throw in a little new age a la Shirley McLaine. Run to the light, bro. Recite some O-chem. Now, blow me."
Are you looking in the mirror? Are you sure? It's difficult to imagine someone getting things this back-assward.
It really is fascinating to see a forum composed almost entirely of trolls.
<<You are the hard on a used car salesman gets when you walk onto his lot. He knows he can sell you anything. You believe in nothing. SCORE!>>
A few points and glaring errors;that part correct.
You are the hard on a used car salesman gets when you walk onto his lot. He knows he can sell you anything. You believe in nothing. SCORE! completely incapable of applying the same techniques to the ramblings of a used-car salesman.
It's poor etiquette to say "score" after attempting to insult someone, especially if your insult falls so very, very far short of the mark.
Someone who believes in nothing is a much harder sell than someone who believes that a man in the sky is going to burn people forever for not believing in him.
Try this: Go to a used car salesman, and say, "I'm here to buy a car, and don't try to put one over on me. I believe in the tooth fairy ." See how quickly he trots out the clunkers.
"You are a mental whore."
That's just... that's amazing. I read this quote and got stuck on that line, because it's just so good . I need to use it at some point in conversation.
So awesome.
This guy is always funny. He thinks he is witty and intelligent. He believes that all science, including physics, cosmology, and quantum mechanics, is just a bunch of hippy talk. He actually thinks his incoherent ramblings are on par with speeches by Stephen Hawking.
I mean, just look these points from his post:
Wyatt, learn the difference between "its" and "it's." Then you can pretend to be intelligent. The only reason your posts aren't full of spelling errors is because you probably triple spell-check them before hitting submit (to keep up the facade of intelligence, no doubt). You are just so lucky that you are on a circle-jerk site like Free Conservatives, otherwise there might be someone to refute the shit you spout.
Sorry, but pseudo-intellectuals piss me off.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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