Top 10 Reasons to Kill Off Liberals
10. All they do is worship
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Worship what? I thought conservatives are the ones doing all the worshiping here, since liberals are supposed to be non-believers (and thus doomed to Hell, Neraka, etc etc) to you people.
Traditional what? Not all traditions are good, you know.
Political what? Politics is a part of life (for better or for worse).
And what's with the reverse numbering?
Oooh, I love Madlibs! The Random Number God, whom blesses our dice rolls . wooden underwear in fits of fashion based jealousy . Pajama Parties! Imagine the horror of Newt Gingrich in fuzzy Blues Clues pajamas! "
Number 10 seems like it hurts you more than us. Let me try.
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There. That's every reason I can think of.
10. Wouldn't that mean that every religious person should be killed too? At least think about what you want to write before doing so!
So in the end I have to ask you: Is it worth killing every human being on the planet just to get the damn liberals? Including yourself? I should better stop asking before I get an honest answer from you...
OH! "MAD 10 LIBS!" THIS WILL BE FUN!....
10. All they do is worship....C'thulhu! Elvis! The Mathmos! Emperor Ming! Ronald McDonald!
Spell-Check and proofreading is your FRIEND!
Top 10 Reasons to Disregard Conservatives
10. All they do is worship.
"6. They made all marriage legal "
So they are pro-marriage?
"1. They are Cultural Marxists"
Conservatives are cultural muslims.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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