Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

Male “logic” is the same you’d hear from a locust if a locust could speak. The logic of optimized cum dunking. The logic that suggests all that ever is and all that could be must revolve itself around the safe passage of his genetic material. Men’s supposed uniquely advanced “logical capacity” is merely his ability to create increasingly complex cum dunk rationalizations. Their ability to exercise their “logic” is what steers the world to shit, because only a shit world would follow wherever his dick points. A man brags about how logical he is because he’s excited to fantasize about a righteous world where the success of his sperm is just as integral to the quality the lives of others as much as it is integral to the quality of his own. In other words, he’s daydreaming of a paradise where his dick actually matters. It’s not logic even when their systemic sperm pedaling functions as intended. It’s especially not logic now when the conditions required to contrive and maintain this system continue to evaporate. When you see a man saying something retarded and proud, understand he has to be a proud retard, otherwise he’d spend all of his free time rocking back and forth in a dark room contemplating suicide, now fully aware the void approacheth and there’s not a damn thing he can do about it. He will soon join the ranks of half of the men who came before him, the men who tried and failed to become his ancestors.

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