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Trump Culture is a Monster as Dangerous as D.C.

Sunday, at a pro-Trump rally in Las Vegas, Nevada, political commentator Wayne Allyn Root gave a brief speech that can be viewed as a microcosm of the entire 2016 election cycle.

"Welcome to the Trump revolution!" Root yelled. "The peasants, the surfs, and the taxpayers with pitchforks, jackhammers, and blowtorches are headed for Washington D.C. Can you hear us? We're putting the D.C. elite on notice. We're coming to tear it down, we're coming to rip it up, we're coming to kick your ass! And we're coming to put you in prison!"

The crowd cheered like tweens at a One Direction concert.

Root enthusiastically led the rally in a "Lock Her Up" chant. He then continued, noting that "in the face of awful fake polls," he made a bet on the GOP nominee to win, saying Trump is more than a person, "he's an idea...a big, beautiful, gigantic middle finger."

After some raunchy puns about WikiLeaks and Anthony Weiner, Root proceeded to make an unusual analogy:

"The networks have wall-to-wall coverage of a live police chase, and it's Hillary in a white Ford Bronco. She's got Huma driving, and they're headed for the Mexican border. I have a name for the future TV movie, it's called 'Driving Miss Hillary,' and the ending--if we all get our wish, the ending is like 'Thelma & Louise.'"

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