Homosexuality...Not only is it a crime against humanity, what's worse is it's a crime against God. What they do to each other is not considered loving. What they actually are are hatemakers, because that is what they do- make hate to each other. Besides, the act of gay sex is horrible, its like shitting backwards.
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I guess the sex I had with my husband last night was like childbirth backwards. Weird.
Shell, you had me on the floor!
Shitting backwards would be what, having shit come out your mouth? But, then again, you're doing that already.
No, shitting backwards would actually be what I had to deal with a few days ago. I had to pinch out a loaf, but it wouldn't quite come out and whenever I relaxed it would just shoot right back into my colon.
Hmmm...another Christian fundie who hasn't actually read the Bible. <AHEM> Let me slip into my preacher coat...Matthew 25:37-40, "Then the righetous will answer Him, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?' The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for the least of these brothers of mine, you did for Me."
By Jesus' own words, there is no difference between a crime against God and one against man, since God equates them as equal in His eyes.
So yet another fundie who thinks that he is qualified to re-write the Bible and make statements in direct conflict to it.
I just wish these people would actually read the book they claim to believe in.
As opposed to shitting upwards, which is what you're doing?
(Yes, I know, Papabear beat me to it, but I came up with it before I saw his post!)
Shitting backwards would be what, having shit come out your mouth?
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Hey, Prayerrist, next time, use plenty of lube and take it slow and you'll find out why anal sex is practiced as an act of love between many couples, homosexual and heterosexual alike.
Christianity...Not only is it a crime against humanity, what's worse is it's a crime against truth. What they do is not considered thinking. What they actually are are stupids, because that is what they do- make stupid. Besides, the act of being fundie is horrible, its like thinking backwards.
"Homosexuality...Not only is it a crime against humanity"
I'm kind of afraid to ask how. Isn't this language usually reserved for horrible atrocities where people, you know, are hurt/maimed/killed in large numbers?
" what's worse is it's a crime against God."
Well, at least we're back in the standard territory.
"What they do to each other is not considered loving. What they actually are are hatemakers, because that is what they do- make hate to each other."
...eh...WTF? So, gays have sex with people they hate, as an expression of hate? Sure, you believe that...
"Besides, the act of gay sex is horrible, its like shitting backwards."
Again, the entire spectrum of queer sexuality is actually nothing more than engaging in the act of anal sex. Uh-huh, sure.
Homosexuals have been commiting a crime against me just by .. being?? Guess I should hire a lawyer ..
Homosexuals can share, laugh, support (and can kill, hate, steal) just like any and everyone else. They make love and hate; imagine that, they are human. *shakes head*
And the act of gay sex is horrible and is like shiting backwards because you have first hand knowledge of this? Aw, cute, you live in a closet!
This is what passes for "reasoning" when one is just determined to maintain a given point of view at any cost. "Make hate to each other"? This joker just cannot stand the thought that gays are real people who have normal lives and normal loves, that they are just like him -- except that most aren't nearly so judgmental.
~David D.G.
Well, if they are happy, and they repeat, and they don´t involve anybody else, what is the "hate" you´re proclaming, except yours?. Theologians are saying that the problem with religion nowadays is that they´re obsessed with sex and treating sexual offenses as little less than felonies and the people who commit them like criminals. Stop all that gaudy stupidity you say. They´re not mingling with anybody else´s life. You can disagree, but not inflate or exagerate the problem.
Hullo Prayerrist, is it realy? Is gay sex like shitting backwards? you would know too, friggin' closet boy.
ok Prayerrist, go back and have your boyfreind/youth pastor ream you again, but try getting him to use some lube this time.
Homosexuality...
Yeah, what about it?
Not only is it a crime against humanity...
Homosexuality a crime against humanity? You're making a mountain out of utterly flat ground that someone once incorrectly thought contained a molehill a couple of centuries ago.
Idiot, the term "crime against humanity" is used to refer to horrible atrocities like genocide. Being romantically attracted to people of the same sex (which is completely involuntary) isn't so much a "crime against humanity" as a "harmless inborn trait" which some people have an absurd and highly irrational hatred of.
...what's worse is it's a crime against God.
I don't know which is worse that you consider romantic attraction to people of the same sex to be an atrocity on par with genocide, or that you consider it to be that evil because you think it gets on the nerves of a magic sky pixie.
What they do to each other is not considered loving.
Since when do you get to decide when people are truly in love and when they aren't? I need you to give me an official Certificate of Love-Recognizing Authority, signed in triplicate by your god himself, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subject to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
What they actually are are hatemakers, because that is what they do- make hate to each other.
Remarkably, replacing "life" with "death" and now "love" with "hate" when you talk about homosexuality doesn't magically render it immoral. At best, it makes you look like a bigoted dipshit and at worst, it makes you look like a bigoted dipshit who isn't making any sense.
Besides, the act of gay sex is horrible, its like shitting backwards.
And how do you know, Closet Boi?
Since you've obviously had gay sex and I haven't, I can't dispute this with my own experience. However, since blowjobs and buttsex are performed frequently by both hetero and homosexual couples, I presume that they're not by any means "horrible."
Homosexuality is the worst crime against humanity?
Worse than rapists?
Worse than pedophiles?
Worse than serial killers?
Worse than genocide?
"What they actually are are hatemakers, because that is what they do- make hate to each other."
I just don't get this statement. Oh, wait you're saying since it's gay sex they can't make love they can only make hate?
Okaaaaay........
This reminds me of that segment on Jay Leno (or someone else) when he asked random members of the public on the street about their views about Homosexuality and asked a person if they had a message for the Homosexual community.
"Yeah", the man replied .. "stop shoving it down our throats".
Just cause you think it's horrible, doesn't mean it is to every one else. I think it's rather horrible to eat oysters, but I'm not trying to outlaw it because of my feelings. Homosexuals do nothing to each others that straight couples doesn't also do.
Kissing - loving,
fondling - loving,
petting - loving,
fellatio/cunnilingus - loving,
anal - loving (to those who like it, whether they are gay or straight).
How can you interpret kissing and oral to hate?
"Not only is it a crime against humanity, what's worse is it's a crime against God."
Because with all of his creation: the planets, the stars, galaxies and life, even to the tiniest fraction of an atom, all god cares about is what two men or women do in bed.
Geez what a pervert.
Here's some good news, Prayerrist. Crimes against God are victimless, and homosexuality is not a crime against humanity.
You are a douchebag, though, but even that isn't a crime.
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