Usagicho #psycho #wtf reddit.com

Being a human and member of society.

I dont care about helping people or progressing our race.

If there were a problem I am likely going to do nothing and pretend I dont notice despite the fact I could help or easily figure something out. fell down a ravine? Sorry headphones (dont play music either) beter luck with the next passerby if you see one.

I expect to be treated the same way of course. Much rather believe in myself and my abilities pushing through the odds than others anyway.

I have never actually seen a child in danger or heard one call for help (except when I was in school way back when but they were just bullied clasmates) so I have no answer if I would help a child. My track record would say not but a childs cry can awaken dormant instincts and thinking about a definitive reaction in a hypothetical situation is a fools idea.

unless it is at my job, affects my performance and can in the long run get me fired. I do nothing. The moments the cash cow for my hobby is under threat I become the most intutive helpful and social person to exist.

When I am not at the office I do everything I can to not be approachable by people.

I even made sure to choose a job that benefits no one. I just listen to everyones petty selfish complaints all day and laugh at them while I scroll reddit on breaks. Happily march off to my anime after.

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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