I think Gay's are wrong and are brain washed by sin and that we need to show them the way to the light not the darkness Love=one man+One Women
No offence to any gays
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I don't care what the fuck you say, I'm not going to sleep with Paris Hilton, so stop asking me!
Wanna know something weird. Quite often:
Hate=one man+One Women
Rape=one man+One Women
Fornication=one man+One Women
Prostitution=one man+One Women
Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Fundiebabble-to-English translator now engaged.
Translation:
Because I am brainwashed, I think gays are horrible people. They do things that I think are evil, and I believe I must persuade them to do what I think is good. I believe they are incapable of love, and must be taught the basics of what "love" is. I am also under the impression that they are so stupid that they will fall for my obviously phony "no offence" remark.
End of Translation.
Notes: Acme Translator has come up with alternate translations for part of the original passage.
Fundiebabble: "No offence to any gays"
English:
1. I am so brainwashed that I don't even realize that I'm insulting gays.
2. I am so brainwashed that I don't even realize that gays are capable of being insulted.
3. I am under the impression that saying "no offence" nullifies any insults.
'No offence to any gays'
That's alomst as bad as the arbitrary 'lol' used to make offensive posts sound less offensive.
You went out of our way to piss gay people off, so don't try and tell us you didn't. Remeber, lies make Baby Jesus cry.
So I'm not allowed to love my son anymore? Damn...
Nobody gives a damn if some idiot thinks being gay is wrong.
I'm sick, and I know I'm not the only one, of religious people using their version of god to defend their bigotry...
Saying, "No offence [sic] to any gays," after being quite definitely offensive toward them, only manages to multiply the offense. And for the record, I am straight, and I found this extremely offensive.
~David D.G.
Who says love can't be one man + two women?
Alright, it may not be exactly love, but frankly, who cares?
I'm offended on the behalf of all gays, and I'm heterosexual.
You say they are wrong and brainwashed, but you mean no offense? Stop saying offensive things if you don't want to offend people.
Love is light, "irregardless" of which gender you love. There are also many kinds of love, not just between husband and wife, but between parents and children, between siblings and friends, between grandparents, uncles and aunts and their grandchildren, nephews and nieces.
The love I feel for my mother is love between two women.
Why is One Woman capitalized, but not one man?
Why are there no commas nor periods?
--EDIT--
Bollocks, I'd posted previously, re. 'Neu Effence'.
...I'll get my coat. XP X3
[/"The Fast Show"]
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