Obama Pledges That Gays Will Be More Equal Than Others

The President of the USA invited militant perverts into the White House Monday so he could pander for their fealty.

"I want you to know: You have our support," Obama told members of the core Democratic constituency as he and first lady Michelle Obama hosted a cocktail-and-appetizer reception in the East Room for gay pride month.

To demonstrate his reverence for their lifestyle, Comrade Obama has expanded federal benefits to homosexual "partners." He has asked Congress to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act, so that holy matrimony may be officially blasphemed on behalf of the gay agenda. He has called for allowing open homosexuality in the military, which in addition to opening the door to endless discrimination lawsuits, should do almost as much for morale as soldiers having to regard a community activist as Commander in Chief. He has announced his commitment to allowing more homosexuals with HIV into the country, so that they may spread their politically sacred disease among the population. Most alarmingly of all, he says he is working on "an employee nondiscrimination bill and a hate crimes bill" that will assure that unlike most of us gays cannot be fired and that they will be officially regarded as more equal than others before the law.

Too bad guys who are attracted to women don't form a political lobby. With our numbers, maybe we could make Chairman Zero pander to us too. The first demand: no more discriminating against normal people by granting special privileges to deviants.