[On a female character in a movie talking about men misplacing their socks]
I wanted to reach in and twist her throat right there, and then rape her corpse for good measure. She was that hateful of a character.
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This guy really, really hates women. I hope he hasn't bred yet, and if he has, I hope his SO is his ex and got full custody of the kids.
Laurel:
Ugh. Men, this idiot is making your gender look bad. You might wanna throw him in front of a train (and take Bro Randy too, if you've got the time). Or at the very least kick their stupid worthless asses.
While you're at it, we women will take care of Mrs Debbie and Ann Coulter, 'k? Deal?
Speaking of hateful... *vomits uncontrollably*
Jesus...men are not flawless creatures, second only to God. And if you can't take a fictional character challenging that fact, you are not a man. You are an overgrown boy.
Ah, so what you were watching was, in fact, a documentary , Petey?
I only hope he's never watched the film "Fatal Attraction", then.
...oh, and as for the missing socks thing, it turns out that all washing machines are Stargates. All part of a nefarious plot by Apophis and Anubis to frustrate the human race, by stealing all our socks via artificial wormholes generated in our Hotpoints, Electroluxes, Hoovers etc. [/hyper-sarcasm]
During production of the film "Marathon Man", Dustin Hoffman (as per his 'Method Acting' training) had not slept for some days, to get the 'tired, haggard' look he needed, especially for that (in)famous torture sceme:
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'Is it safe?'
-Christian Szell (Sir Laurence Olivier)
Whereupon Olivier simply told him (emphasis added): 'My dear boy, why not try acting?! '
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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