Oh, you did NOT just sully the good name of Dr. Gordon Freeman. You did NOT.
If you were really Gordon Freeman, you wouldn't have this problem. Alyx would be all over you. And if she's not your type, I imagine there would be several lovely female rebels who'd wanna get it on with "the Opener of the Way".
But, oh wait, you're not him. You're just some putz who's jealous that Gordon Freeman is OVER 9000 times more awesome than you and could have any woman he wanted. He achieved that level of awesomeness by being a good person and helping others. Maybe you should take a page out of his book instead of whining over the internet.
I'm more pissed off that this ass calls himself Gordon Freeman than I am at the quote.
37 is old, no matter how much you type in caps. Looks like someone just had a birthday."
Looks like someone is a complete dickweed.