‘Dicks’ is a swearword. You are banned.
I never ban anyone for disagreeing with me, merely for breaking my rules of which I have only two: (1) no foul language (2) No Holocaust deniers.
I find that for some reason, Leftists cannot express themselves without swearing. Oddly, by insisting on civility, I am allowed to keep my comments boxes free from irrationality.
I did not know you were a woman. Naturally, I would have been more polite had I known. For that, I do apologize.
[From an earlier comment John posted on the same blog:]
The excuse the death cult uses is that wearing a balloon on your dick is a ‘health issue.’ As if sterility were healthy rather than the opposite.
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Poor dearie cannot handle swearwords. Dicks, as far as swearwords are concerned, is relatively tame. I would say the English language has lost most of its offensiveness over the centuries. Now, if you want strong swearwords, you have to use French. Cue the Merovingian in Matrix.
In other words, do as I say, not as I do. And while I won't ban anyone for disagreeing with me, I'm going to arbitrarily enforce the rules to ban anyone I disagree with.
Since I'm rather fond of dicks, I won't insult them by comparing you to one, John. But I will call you a useless dingleberry!
So go fuck yourself, you dingleberry.
"I do NOT ban people for disagreeing with me! It's just been the case that there've been a string of 847 people who happened to break the rules that I don't abide, myself but strictly enforce when I need an excu- er, I mean... uh...
You're banned, too."
Wildly overreacts to the slightest hint of any language that he doesn't like, looks for excuses the attack people who haven't done anything to him, ignores his own already arbitrary rules yet punishes those who so much as brush up against them with immediate termination-- if nothing else, you can't say that old Johnny-boy isn't following his skydaddy's lead perfectly.
@pyro
@The Crimson Ghost
But...but...using "fuck" properly, as a verb, should count for something! After all, Mr. John C. Wright seems to think that it's acceptable to say the most outrageous and nasty things as long as they are said in complete sentences with correct syntax.
"I find that for some reason, Leftists cannot express themselves without swearing."
Well, I would not consider myself a Leftist - although I am sure that Wright would disagree -, but I swear rarely using a quasi-acceptable vulgarity (and that only because it is the most satisfying swearword to vocalise, and I often use euphemisms, anyways). The other vulgarity I use is my second-worst condemnation and is used very rarely. And that was in speech - I virtually never use vulgarity in writing. I detest vulgarity.
"No Holocaust deniers"
[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]! I actually agree with something John C. Wright wrote!
"I find that for some reason, Leftists cannot express themselves without swearing."
Well, I would not consider myself a Leftist - although I am sure that Wright would disagree -, but I swear rarely using a quasi-acceptable vulgarity (and that only because it is the most satisfying swearword to vocalise, and I often use euphemisms, anyways). The other vulgarity I use is my second-worst condemnation and is used very rarely. And that was in speech - I virtually never use vulgarity in writing. I detest vulgarity.
"No Holocaust deniers"
[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]! I actually agree with something John C. Wright wrote!
While I do apologize to the useless dingleberry community, I didn't want to completely overuse my other favorite insult-that of Trump supporter.
How about this one? Go fuck yourself, you smegma eating, knuckle dragging, window licking Trump supporter!
Anon-e-Moose:
There is also the "German Erotic Trekking Route" (German website ) going through a single county over the villages/town districts of "Drangstedt" ("Urgetown"*), "Hymendorf" ("Hymenville"**) and "Fickmühlen" ("At the Fucking Mill"*** ). I have no idea what is erotic about Vlögeln beyond being an anagram of ""vögeln", "to copulate" (only ... less formal), which one must be careful not to confuse with "Vögeln", dative plural of "Vogel", bird.
* Actually from "Tränke", "watering place"
** Actually a misspelling of an dialect word for meadow
*** Originally, ficken meant "to thrust back and forth". The Fucking Mill was a sawmill.
He also banned someone for saying
"[Orson Scott Card]'s welcome to spout his anti-gay bigotry all he likes... he and other artists... are beginning to find that this has consequences. If they feel the pinch as a result, they’ll get no pity from me."
His response was FSTDT quote #93578.
<i>I never ban anyone for disagreeing with me, merely for breaking my rules of which I have only two: (1) no foul language (2) No Holocaust deniers.</i>
Except he allows Vox Day.
Oddly, by insisting on civility, I am allowed to keep my comments boxes free from irrationality.
I think we have a good record here on FSTDT of your definition of "rationality". If you wanted to actually free your journal from irrationality, I think you'd have to delete it at this rate.
The excuse the death cult uses is that wearing a balloon on your dick is a health issue.’ As if sterility were healthy rather than the opposite.
They don't call you "John C. Wrong" for nothing, after all...
@Yamamanama: why wouldn't he?
He and Vox are both MRA Conservative Christians with an utter loathing of modern American society and anyone to the left of Genghis Khan. Little things like Holocaust denialism can be easily downplayed and ignored as unimportant.
This is basically an excuse to slam the door in the face of someone he doesn't want commenting on his blog. If it wasn't this it would be something else. It's not like he needs much of a reason, after all. See Citizen Justin's example.
I find that Rightists cannot express themselves without ad hominem, racial slurs and sexism.
So, you don't comment in your own comment boxes, Mr Wrong? Most of what you say is dripping with irrationality.
Why be more polite to a woman than a man? Can't you inform the "nice" guys in women's comment boxes of this rule, please? Every woman who has ever dared to have an individual thought has been called many foul words for that "crime".
Wearing a "balloon" on your male member (d**k is a ban-worthy word, at least when others use it) prevents you or your partner from contracting any venereal disease either of you might carry. I.e. a health issue.
@The Mimic Octopus, Philbert McAdamia
It exists:
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If there's a town in New Zealand called 'Hentai', or a city in Singapore named 'Doujinshi', I'm outta here! X3
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