One day I was drunk and was browsing thru x-rated sites which I normally did and suddenly a screen on the Holy Spirit just popped up out of no where.
The next thing I knew I felt like I was hit with a hammer, I started crying and I was led to a Bible my daughter had in her room and from then on, I was reading at work on breaks, lunch, when I got home into all hours of the night. [First book I had read in about 12 years]
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Wow...way to read into Christian pop-up ads.
Also: "[First book I had read in about 12 years]"
Seriously? Can't...suppress...laughter...
Skeptical version:
Yeah, I've gotten that too while looking at nun porn.
Had something to do with the Virgin Mary getting fucked by a man dressed up as the "Holy Spirit"...
Given some of the things I've seen on the internet, I shudder to think of what the holy spirit was doing.....remember, Jesus loves all creatures, great and small....
"First book I had read in about 12 years"
Why am I not surprised....
Well, if you don't turn into a super-religious nutcase, that'll probably be better for your daughter than a father who is trashed and looking at porn.
Notice how he said "one day" not "one night".
Sadly, you'll probably go off the deep end.
The last time I got drunk was 16 years ago, and I also felt like I got hit with a hammer. It's called a hangover. My 24th bithday was one of te worst in my life, and I've been much more careful since then. No images of the Holy Spirit naked. Just some bodies I saw at a Rhode Island topless joint I had celebrated at the night before. Nothing divine here. The morning after has happened to most of us, and it's a cruel lesson to be more careful in the future.
Two suggestions.
As far as not reading a book in 12 years, I am not surprised. If it wasn't for the bible, most fundies could not claim even reading one book.
How scary would it be to be that little girl and be woken up by your father, pants around his ankles, drunk off his ass, come into your room crying and searching for a bible?
[First book I had read in about 12 years]
And therein lies the rub.
(Pun only intended if you find it funny--otherwise, I didn't mean it.)
next time, use a popup blocker.
And reading is good, but there are much better fantasy novels then the Bible, try Lord of the Rings and His Dark Materials for starters.
I had an experience like that.
Once I was browsing erotic videos on Youtube and I clicked a link to it and suddenly Rick Astly's video "Never Gonna Give You Up" popped up out of nowhere.
The next thing I knew I felt like I was hit with a hammer, I started crying and was led to definitive 80's pop culture novel "Less Than Zero" by Bret Easton Ellis, and from then on, I was reading at work on breaks, lunch, when I got home into all hours of the night. [First book I had read in about 12 years].
I was going to say poe but if it is, he's a very dedicated one (47000 posts).
And his avatar is...special.
I'm pretty sure this person is lying for Jesus. It's a competition between fundies.
But if this guy makes life changing decisions based on pop-ups, how many bottles of Mexican Viagra does he have? How big is he trying to make his penis? And how many friends does he have in Nigeria?
"One day I was drunk and was browsing thru x-rated sites which I normally did and suddenly a screen on the Holy Spirit just popped up..."
ON the Holy Spirit??? There's a porn site called The Holy Spirit!?? Shit, where's THAT at?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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