As more people see Infinity War, the true hero is often ignored. It made me happy to see someone who understands on Twitter.
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[Image of a t-shirt where a shirtless Jesus is forgiving Thanos and holding his Gauntlet. Twitter user comments
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@ Anon-e-moose
I'm sorry. Am I supposed to be impressed that Squirrel Girl got two of her friends to cosplay as Thanos and the Watcher on a soundstage so that Squirrel Girl can snap a photo for her Instagram so she can impress the other superheroes as Squirrel Girl clearly has a massive inferiority complex that drives her to pathetic stunts like this to get attention? The other heroes know this and just sadly pat her on the head and say “poor girl.”
The real Thanos has no knowledge of her existence as he is off in space, plotting the conquest of distant galaxies and the downfalls of gods. If she ever posed the slightest inkling of a threat to Thanos, he could nuke her entire neighborhood from orbit, killing her and all her friends.
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As an afterthought he would release a deadly virus that would purge squirrels and most other lower-order mammals from all the Earth’s ecosystems.
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"You mean all the people I killed with my You-defying magic are alive again, and it's like I never did anything bad at all?"
"No, just that I'm not mad at you for doing it anymore."
"Um...okay, but, do the people I killed at least forgive me?"
"What? Are you still on about them? Didn't you hear me? I'm the only one that matters. Me me me! Dad, what is with you people, thinking others even rate when I'm the star!"
Jesus: "Thanos, Thanos, Thanos. It doesn't matter how many trillions of people you killed in your delusions, all that matters is that I
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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