Why do rectarded ( "rectal" + "tard") = atheists implore the Christians for knowledge?
Rectarded atheists self acknowledge:
As a Christian I would encourage other Brethren to support annexing the North Pole as an Atheist Colony so the RECTARDS can show the rest of us the true way, and demonstrate their RECTARDED superior intelligence by stoppping their new found country from melting before thet become RECTARDS without a Nation?
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ALWAYS with the butt-sex with those guys.
Hey, look! Spidey created a neologism! Which, of course, no one will be using a month from now, if even a week from now...
Why do rectarded ( "rectal" + "tard") = atheists implore the Christians for knowledge?
"Why do rectarded ( "rectal" + "tard") = atheists implore the Christians for knowledge? on R&S,"I, one of the world's staunchest atheists, do not implore Xians for knowledge of anything.
"Rectard" is not very clever, really.
"and is that not actual proof that rectarded athiests are too dense to realize they are product of their environment and programmig to such an extent as to be unaware of it?"
No. As you are the one spelling atheist "athiest" and programming "programmig," I suggest that you should be careful whom you call "rectarded."
"Rectarded atheists self acknowledge:
1.) They are Americans."
I am NOT "rectarded." I am, however, an American.
"2.) They know only of Christianity."
That's patently false as I obviously know how to NOT be a Christian. Also, I know that you're an idiot.
"3. They think they are original but in reality are prisoners of their own cultural programming and are too RECTARDED to know it."
To some degree everyone is a product of his/her culture. Again, you should be careful whom you call "rectarded."
"As a Christian I would encourage other Brethren to support annexing the North Pole as an Atheist Colony so the RECTARDS can show the rest of us the true way, and demonstrate their RECTARDED superior intelligence by stoppping their new found country from melting before thet become RECTARDS without a Nation?"
Only a retard would spell stopping with 3 Ps and use a question mark to end a run-on sentence which isn't a question.
Also, your north pole scenario isn't clever, it's stupid and immature.
My fundie-sense is tingling...
As a Christian I would encourage other Brethren to support annexing the North Pole as an Atheist Colony so the RECTARDS can show the rest of us the true way, and demonstrate their RECTARDED superior intelligence by stoppping their new found country from melting before thet become RECTARDS without a Nation?
You told us what rectard means, but what does programmig mean. Is it some Metal Inert Gas Program? Or is it a new Russian fighter jet? As for the North Pole, you might want to consider that one for yourselves, since you have no power in this one. How long have you nuts been trying to overturn Roe V Wade now? Not to mention prayer in the schools and teaching creation. What a bunch of losers.
One, don't invent new words. And second, your assumptions are arrogant and stupid and you're a product of that brain manipulation more than them. Should I remind you that without an atheist you could be utterly unable to use this computer?. The experiment applies more to you.
Have any atheists here ever implored a Christian for knowledge? I mean, other than "where's the restroom in this McDonalds?" think what Spidey-Sense was referring to were the rhetorical questions posed by anti-Christians on the "Religion & Spirituality" section of Yahoo! Answers -- such as, "How do you reconcile the notion that God made the ultimate sacrifice of his only son, with the fact that Jesus rose from the dead 3 days later?"
Dude reminds me of that guy on 4chan who keeps trying to get everyone to call desktop wallpapers "PAPES!".
i.e., "What a breathtaking PAPE!"
Well, you Fundietards (Fundie + retarded) always claim you have all the answers.
And you constantly spew verbal diarrhoea.
No, right-wing Fundamental ist Christians, you are the Rectards.
And then Spidey-Sense was an ignorant Americentric cunt, because I am a British Atheist. [/smartarse]
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rectarded ( "rectal" + "tard") = atheists
Why do ... atheists implore the Christians for knowledge? on R&S
Rectarded atheists self acknowledge: prisoners of their own cultural programming and are too RECTARDED to know it.
Can you "self acknowledge" something you're "too RECTARDED to know"? Seems a little contradictory.
BTW- I'm not American and I know of several religions (and probably know more of any given religion than you, including Christianity).
Please, don't stop this kind of posting any time soon. You're only discrediting fundies even further.
@Randomwolf42: Is pun. Is win.
Why do Atheists ask you questions?
You've probably been burnt enough to know we're giving you enough rope to hang yourselves. It's why so many of you, especially Fundies, and especially on Biblical passages refuse to directly answer questions.
You don't know what's in the Bible.
1) I'm a British Atheist. Stop being an inferior subhuman Americentric cunt. The world doesn't stop at your own borders, you know.
2) Comparative Religions classes at school. Your call.
3) You fundies think you are original, but in reality are prisoners of your own cultural programming to think for yourselves , and are too inferior to know it.
4) ?????
5) You FAIL.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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