I'm really happy with the homosexual laws in middle east right now. No rights and if any homosexual act is witness, prison. I love them. I hope it's spread.
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To the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
Ninja fundies. Bigots in a half-shell. Fundy power!
They're the world's least fearsome debating team (We're really dumb!)
They're bigots in a half-shell and they're stink like shit! (Hey - take a shower!)
When the evil Yahweh attacks
These Fundy boys don't cut him no slack!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Fundies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Fundies
Fred Phelps taught them to be bigot teens (He's a radical twat!)
heavy_rasengan leads, baconbits worships Coulter! (That's a fact, Jack!)
gunners is cool but crude (Go fuck yourself!)
Tsu is a brainless dude (I'm on crack!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Fundies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Fundies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Fundies
Bigots in a half shell
Fundy power!
I'll happily chip in for a one-way trip on Elbonian Airlines for you. (For those of you who don't read Dilbert, Elbonia is a fourth-world country completely covered in mud. "Elbonian Airlines" is a giant slingshot.)
<<< My thoughts exactly, Julian. And if John McCain toes the line with this bullshit, I will totally take back any good thing I have ever said about him. >>>
Bingo. Of the Republican candidates I know anything about, McCain is the only one I could vote for easily (and, to be honest, I would probably vote for him over just about any Democrat). If he starts pandering to the psycho wing of his party, that will change.
Your bigotry has been noted. Please go away.
Sincerely,
The World
As for the John McCain thing He's already started to pander slightly to the Whacko Wing, IIRC. If I had to vote for a Republican at all, I'd vote for Hillary Clinton.
(Mrs. Clinton can call herself a Democrat until she's blue in the face, but ideologically, she's a Republican. A moderate Republican, sure, but she's no Democrat.)
"My thoughts exactly, Julian. And if John McCain toes the line with this bullshit, I will totally take back any good thing I have ever said about him. "
You mean, like he's done for the last 4 years? I used to like John McCain, but he's just a fucking yes-man for the republican party. By 2004, I lost all of my respect for him, and now I think he may be worse than the rest of those scumbags, because he actually had some decency once, and now he just toes the line.
Then MOVE there, if you like it so much. And people accuse liberals of being too soft on terrorists and secretly wanting to be like them? Please, just deport all the fundies we have here, convert them to Islam, and they'll be happily sharing dinner with Al-Qaeda and the Taliban.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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