[Part of a much longer post in which Sunshine Mary warns that Patriarchy keeps women from behaving like primates called bonobos.]
Darwinists might have their own religious-like way of putting it: till you return to the bonobos, for out of them you were taken; for you were bonobos, and to bonobos you shall return.
As for me, all this has led me to conclude something we might call the Theory of Feminine Devolution:
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Erm, no. Bonobos are our close contemporary relatives, we share a common, and fairly recent, ancestor with the bonobos. We did not come from them, nor they from us, like you did not come from your sibling or your cousin.
Huh? What's a "bonobo-like" state? Using sex to say "Hello", perhaps... I don't think I know a single modern woman who is "firmly under the control of a responsible adult man", but none of the women I do know behave particularly bonobo-like.
It's not women that are promiscuous or "slutty", silly, it's men, according to this study . The study also said that women are honest about how many partners they've had, but men tend to exaggerate the numbers of partners they've had. So, who's the most bonobo-like, Marty?
Good to see the return of the Dragon, it seems to have generated some excitement. You can tell by the gleeful comparisons of women with bonobos. Perhaps there's something in the air? It might be Dragon's exhalations? Perhaps Sunshine's little panties are too little? Perhaps his high heels are elevating him too high? Who knows? But please don't let it be something mundane like mental illness.
Bonobo? More like a perimecium.
What's a perimecuim, Peter?
What's a perimecuim? THAT'S A PERIMECIUM! It's a little single-celled organism with no brain that can't write!
What? "Devolve" into a gentle, peaceful, loveable, intelligent, adorable fuzzball?
So, the ideal to you, Moonshine Marty, is that we are rigid raging, warmongering monster-people.
If I may quote a certain animated parrot: Why am I not surprised? I think I'm gonna have a heart attack & die from Not-Surprise!
Darwinists might have their own religious-like way of putting it: till you return to the bonobos, for out of them you were taken; for you were bonobos, and to bonobos you shall return.
1) You're a lying sack of shit, you just made that up.
Ya know, being an unmarried woman and all with only a single mother, I suppose I must be a "bonobo". But hey, being a "bonobo" is pretty cool! I enjoy going to college and studying biology (yes evolution! oh my!). I must say, life is way more interesting being a "bonobo" then if I was to marry and be submissive to some abusive husband. Maybe you should try being a "bonobo" too, it would certainly do you a whole lot of good.
A modern woman not firmly under the control of a responsible adult man will tend to devolve into a bonobo-like state.
Which is still far more evolved that this guy writing under the name "Sunshine Mary."
Actually, according to biologists and sociologists, it´s men who behave more than bonobos anyway, so, well, not a lot of change, I would say.
'Bonobo-like'
A modern woman not firmly under the control of a responsible adult man will tend to devolve into a bonobo-like state.
Jealous, Sunshine Larry? Do all modern women respond to your advances with mace and pepper spray and tasers to sensitive areas?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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