Kike lovers and You jew bastards will burn in hell with your father satan!! Admit that your his spawn!! I am going to make sure that my forum blocks out guests, so that will make it hard for you lot to quote me and my brothers.
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Sooo, you can proudly sell your proud Nazi message to...other Nazi's, and only exclusively other Nazi's whom you know already. Yep, your "movement" is gonna spread like wildfire that way, good strategy.
While I'm not terribly fond of judaism.
As long as they pay me to cook... I'll keep a special pan that never sees bacon
I'm thinking about running for mayor of Gillette and seceeding from the nation (if cities can do that, still researching the issue). The laws here will be sweet and simple. Everyone will get a minimum five acres of land. Everyone's responsible for raising their own crops and livestock to feed themselves. There will be no taxes. Military service will be voluntary, and all citizens will be expected arm themselves and protect themselves on a personal basis. You will speak English here so that your neighbors can understand you. We'll share a common culture and a common language, so there will be unity and a common sense of identity among the people. Pretty simple stuff.
No, cities can't secede from the Union, period. You must have skipped class the day they taught that, if you even went to school at all.
Well, forget secessionism, I can still run for mayor and do a damn good job of it. My slogan's gonna be: "One City, One Culture, One Choice - Vote Gunther "Gunner" Derrickson for Mayor!
Article Four, Section 3 of the United States Constitution says that you need the consent of all the state legislatures involved as well as Congress' in order to form a new state with your city. You would need Cheyenne's permission and Washington's permission. Damn, it takes a Jew to school you on US constitutional law?
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaah, good luck with that mayor thing...
"I'm thinking about running for mayor of Gillette and seceeding from the nation (if cities can do that, still researching the issue). The laws here will be sweet and simple. Everyone will get a minimum five acres of land. Everyone's responsible for raising their own crops and livestock to feed themselves. There will be no taxes. Military service will be voluntary, and all citizens will be expected arm themselves and protect themselves on a personal basis. You will speak English here so that your neighbors can understand you. We'll share a common culture and a common language, so there will be unity and a common sense of identity among the people. Pretty simple stuff. "
With the exception of the English speaking requirement and lack of Islam, you've pretty aptly described Somalia's system of governance (or at least, what passes for one these days). I imagine you'll want to enforce some sort of uber-Christian Draconian laws in your glorious paradise as well, so the language thing will probably be the only difference.
Man, I can't wait for the hillbilly version of "Black Hawk Down"- the Americans might win this time!
Remember when Edwin Edwards, a convicted felon, was elected governor of Louisiana on the sole ground that the alternative was blow-dried Klansman David Duke?
Bernie Madoff could probably become mayor of Gillette with the slogan "At least I'm not Cowfucker."
Ok, someone check my math. I am assuming that American Cowboy is talking about Gillette, WY, which has a total area of 13.4 sq miles, which comes out to 8574 acres, to be spit amongst just shy of about 19,600 people, according to Wikipedia. Not sure how he expects to get the 5 acres per person, or even per household. Maybe he plans to forcefully annex land not incorporated in the city?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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