I know the real God is real.
Fairy-tale characters are for darwinists, i.e. many/most darwinist believe space aliens jizzed on the earth to create bacteria which proceeded to transform into all forms of life. Those space aliens with magical jizz are fairy-tale characters. You believe in the evolution fairy-tale, so fairy-tale characters are right up your alley!
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...What? What is this, what even is this?
Also, since it's Navaros: that's fine and all, but how does god's huge dong even fit into this? Was it god who jizzed on earth instead of the space aliens?
...Oh, heavens no! Why did I picture that! Now I can't unsee it!
And this year's award for axiomatic observations and stating the obvious goes to Navaros for remarking that 'the real God is real'.
In other news, humanity still hasn't found a shred of evidence for the existence of any deities - so far as we know, there is no real God.
@ #2020496
"Might you be misunderstanding the term "panspermia?""
Considering what else Navaros has obviously misunderstood, I think that's a pretty good guess.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Sez talking snake advocate.
You do notice Christians have to embellish even the wildest concepts to make them sound even weirder. This is because just describing the concept (Bacteria can form on asteroids and possibly survive earthfall) doesn't sound nuts enough compared to Talking snakes, bushes, donkeys, bleeding great arks and year long deluge, nailing one more guy to a piece of wood making a difference, etc, etc.
So they basically are twisting every scientific concept, even the sparsely supported speculative ones, into 'magical' tales to only somewhat make their religion seem remotely sensible in comparison.
“I know the real God is real.”
“Fairy-tale characters are for darwinists,”
“i.e. many/most darwinist believe space aliens jizzed on the earth to create bacteria”
“which proceeded to transform into all forms of life.”
“Those space aliens with magical jizz are fairy-tale characters.”
“You believe in the evolution fairy-tale, so fairy-tale characters are right up your alley!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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