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Street Evangelism Report - Day 1, Times Square, 3/12/05

No sooner did I arrive at the median strip at 45th and Broadway in Times Square, holding high the Holy Cross of Christ, than a young man in his 20s runs up to me thanking me for my “awesome” Videos.

There must have been some kind of “jewelry” event in Times Sq since a lot of “diamond district” Hasidic Jews were out in full force.

As soon as most of them saw me out of the corner of their eyes they changed direction rather than be confronted with the Cross of Christ.

Two of them did move toward me. I made the sign of the Cross over them and after cringing they started “running for their lives.”

Ha, ha ha! “Gotcha!” I yelled out.

Then a plain dressed Jew purposely walked toward me and said, “I’m Jewish,” in a proud self-satisfied voice.

“You stupid ass,” I replied, “the Messiah already came, the Lord Jesus Christ, and you missed Him.”

All in all it, it was a great outing!

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