There is a local restaurant which my wife and I are regulars at. One of the waiters there is the "openly" gay type, and I mean openly is putting it mildly. I will not give his name as to humiliate him (he does a good enough job of that himself). Whenever we show up and the hostess tells us that he will be our server, I give her a smile and say "You mean our waitress, right?" and give her a wink. That usually gets a good chuckle out of a few folks in line behind us.
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Then those "folks" are as bigoted as you. A person does not diminish their gender by being homosexual.
/(he does a good enough job of that himself)/
Let's see, you insult the waitress's co-worker in front of her and then wink at her. Are you sure he's the one humiliating himself? Take a look in the mirror, you stupid oaf.
who thought of this from Fight Club
Narrator: He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
A Mini-Play at the Restaurant
Hostess: THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!
So you enjoy making fun of the people who prepare your food?
You DO realize that they're alone with your food long before you ever see it, right?
His entire post:
I just wondered what everyone thought about the 2 distinctions between gays. There are the ones who you couldn't tell were gay unless they told you, and then there's "openly gay". It's not nearly as bad if they keep it to themselves or stay in the closet, but the ones that typically make people uncomfortable is the "openly" gay type. I don't know which sin is worse or if it all should be considered the same.
There is a local restaurant which my wife and I are regulars at. One of the waiters there is the "openly" gay type, and I mean openly is putting it mildly. I will not give his name as to humiliate him (he does a good enough job of that himself). Whenever we show up and the hostess tells us that he will be our server, I give her a smile and say "You mean our waitress, right?" and give her a wink. That usually gets a good chuckle out of a few folks in line behind us.
My main point is, these people are already an abomination. Why do they have to be so over-the-top?
Yes, Virginia, he really IS an assholke
Are you sure you even want to go to that restaurant, after all he just might give you "Teh Ghey"!
And one more thing, closeted much?
Huh huh, aah know whats you meean Uberbeliever. We gots this one Negro at our local gas station. Whenever he's filling up our tank I always turn to mah sister and mah wife (same person) and say, 'I hope he aint fillin' it with no African voodoo shit' and we have a good laugh. Aw shucks, Aah know Jaaysuss would be so proud.
You know, the 5th grade is calling you, uberbeliever. I guess homosexuals are the true christians since fuckheads like you chastize and emotionally damage them like you? Perhaps you like persecuting them because of the way they feel inside?
You are a champion of humanity, fine sir.
Little does Uberbeliever know that homophobia is the secret keyword for an order of spit burger and piss cola.
UB, they aren't laughing about the "joke" you just made, but what they're gonna do to you for it. Enjoy your meal.
Oh what a witty charmer you are, Uberbeliever. Too bad that those chuckles you get are only there to appease your homophobia and get your money. In the end, the only one who should be humiliated is [drumroll]... YOU. Thanks for playing.
Since when is being "openly gay" humiliating?
Plus, how stupid do you have to be to piss off the person that is preparing your food?!
@JD
You do realize, of course, that by being a regular at this restaurant, you are a fag-enabler and will have to answer to your deity for that on the day of judgment.
"One of the waiters there is the "openly" gay type, and I mean openly is putting it mildly. I will not give his name as to humiliate him"
Why, does he have a funny name or something?
Yeah, nothing says high-brow, intellectual as much as making a joke about someone's sexuality.
Get out of the 4th grade, Uber, and act like an adult.
What a fossil. This reminds me of people who say "cyber chat rooms," "electronic mail," or "myface." Some of us are just going about our lives, totally unfazed by gay waiters, and here are these people making it the highlight of their dinner.
I absolutely shudder to think what the cooks did to this jackass' meal. He has no clue that just because he thinks this person is worthy of ridicule that there isn't, I dunno, some sort of camaraderie amongst coworkers, does he?
I used to work at a restaurant and customers like you are what we're really laughing at.
If it makes you that uncomfortable I have to question why keep going back to that place? Perhaps if you look for something to pretend to be offended about you think the place will give you free food, right?
You know of course, that you've made him so pissed off by your immature and adolescent behaviour, that your meals are always spiced with something....err...well, not spices. Right?
Confused?
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