My mother is a Christian woman that has stood by her story for 22 years. She tried to have an abortion and when I cried out, she had the doctor put me back in. We're not lying
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I thought lying was against one of the ten commandments...
Abortions are almost always* done before week 12, at which time there is no vocal cords with which to scream, and no functioning nervous system with which to control the (non-existing) vocal cords. Once the amniotic sac is broken, the fetus can't be put back in.
Are you under the presumption that the baby just lies unprotected and unconnected in the womb? Never had proper sex-ed, have you, dearie?
* Later than that, there is usually some medical problem with the woman or the fetus.
"She tried to have an abortion and when I cried out, she had the doctor put me back in."
Cried out? You were possessed?
Since this quote is obvious bullshit, I'll just have to respond with a very bad joke:
How do you know a baby wasn't wanted? It was born with a coat hanger sticking out of its head.
Wow. This is the lamest lie I've ever stumbled across.
Even if that were true, or possible, she should have gone through with it. That way we would have at least one less idiot in our midst.
Two words:
COMPLETE BULLSHIT!
Your loyalty to your mother is commendable, but your ignorance is . . . It's, uhm, . . . I just don't have the words for how bad it is.
I am not one to lightly go "You're lying" to a stranger without evidence. So I won't.
You are gullible, and your mother is lying to you. Also, you know nothing of abortions.
she had the doctor put me back in.
So you were only half-baked then?
@ Philbert McAdamia
Wow! Is your name "Joey"?
I see what you did there.
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"My mother is a Christian woman that has stood by her story for 22 years. She tried to have an abortion and when I cried out, she had the doctor put me back in."
The Living Carpets: 'You lying get! ' [/"Vic Reeves Big Night Out "]
"We're not lying"
Living Carpet 1: 'I heard that rumour.'
Living Carpet 2: 'I know, I started it!'
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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