I'M A TRUE CHRISTIAN AND I'M GOING TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ATHEISTS ARE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!
ALL DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BIBLE AND GOD IS ON MY SIDE!!!!!!
SOME PEOPLE WORSHIP MAD EVO AND DNA AS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA EVO AND DNA DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!
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And so Jesusfreak then left his computer to get lunch at the local Carl's Jr.
We have fossils for evolution and microscopes that enable us to see DNA.
Now, provide evidence(besides the bible) for your god.
Hey Jesusfreak:
Have you considered attaching a photograph of "Buddy", your "meat alien", or time-machine with every post? Because this would even further cement your status as a sane and reasoned contributor.
"I'M A TRUE CHRISTIAN AND I'M GOING TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ATHEISTS ARE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!
ALL DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BIBLE AND GOD IS ON MY SIDE!!!!!!"
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"SOME PEOPLE WORSHIP MAD EVO" "HAHAHAHA EVO AND DNA DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!"
James Watson would like a word with you, Jesusfreak. He has the Nobel Prize to prove you wrong . Also, the CEO & Head of Automotive Research at Mitsubishi Corporation of Japan would like a word, concerning their rally-spec Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution...:
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...a.k.a. 'Evo', and I'll just go get my coat, shall I...?! X3 [/smartarse]
YOU ATHEISTS ARE DEMONS
No, they're not.
SOME PEOPLE WORSHIP MAD EVO AND DNA AS A GOD
No, they don't, that's a lie.
Also, multiple exclamation marks are a sign of insanity. Stop it.
SORRY, BUT MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN JUST LIKE YOURS.
Oh wait, it isn't.
I know that I'm not a demon because I read a post on the Internet that demons aren't allowed to read. Therefore, your statement that I am a demon is absolute bullshit.
No one worships evolution or DNA. You are an idiot.
Furthermore, evolution and DNA both exist. Without evolution, there would be no new diseases appearing, and bug sprays like DDT would work every time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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