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Our Father Shows His Hate With The Cyclone
Inspired by “Cyclone” (Baby Bash/T-Pane)

Woe
Woe
Woe
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

[Chorus]
Our Father shows His hate with the cyclone
It makes us wanna sing all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
Judgments’ the cyclone

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

Come listen real close
Keep y’r eye on the weath’a
God ain’t talkin’ trash
Gotcha hangin’ by a teath’a
And – just so you know – it’ soon gettin’ cut
Cuz all of you brutes – are showin’ y’r butts

The way you talk y’r potty
You show that y’r so naughty
Y’r thinkin’ y’r in charge
And actin’ all large
All y’r wise are dumb
While y’r left without a crumb
Y’r still showin’ you’re hatin’
While y’re all evacuatin’

When you think about her now
“K” was just a little squall’a
Better pack y’r stuff
Tell y’r friends and folks you’ll holla
Cuz it is what it is – He’s our God and not a nutha
When Hanna shows her stuff
You’d better run for cover

[Chorus]
Our Father shows His hate with the cyclone
It makes us wanna sing all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
Judgments’ the cyclone

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

(It’s a wrap) Like a millstone you will fall real hard
(It’s a wrap) Like a Champi’on fightin’ with a re-tard
(It’s a wrap) He keeps you guessin’ where He’s gonna hit next
(It’s a wrap) Be sure to stock your “kits” with lots of Kleenex!

See what we’re sayin
He aint playin
Yeah, He’s got’chur heads turnin
You gon’ hear it thwack, crack
As His hate keeps’a burnin
Hannah’s so fuego
Ike and Josephine, too
Kyle and Large Laura soon be headed toward you

[Chorus]
Our Father shows His hate with the cyclone
It makes us wanna sing all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
Judgments’ the cyclone

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

Gustav hit hard (and)
really caused pain
When Hanna got here (Heavy)
Rain up to Maine
When Ike gets movin’
He’ll hit you down low, for
Rea reer reer reer reer reer reer reer real

Hey!
God’s Returnin’
You’ll be burnin’
That’s what our Savior promised - for
Rea, reer, reer, reer, reer reer reer, reer, real!

[Chorus]
Our Father shows His hate with the cyclone
It makes us wanna sing all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
Judgments’ the cyclone

He shows His hate with the cyclone
It has us singin’ all the night long
Blowing hard when He turns His hot wrath on
Because He shows His hate with the cyclone
The mighty cyclone

For rea reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Real!

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