Orlov and Lester

Orlov and Lester incels.is

(Orlov)
Small dick is the ultimate death sentence

You can be a deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf, but if you have at least normal penis size you still have a glimmer of hope. You can fuck cheap prostitutes and actually enjoy hardcore sex. But if you have small dick, nothing else is of any value... and I'm talking about real small ones, micropenises and those that are 4 inches or 3 inches long. If this is your destiny, you are fucked. You should be as good as dead. Because nothing will help you. You will never be taken seriously or actually pleasure woman in sex. You can't even jerk of normally, and if you pay a prostitute you will never fuck them in the real sense of the word. Even if you were Chad, really small dick is endgame for you. Yes, you can have the best body and looks, but girls will never treat you as a real man during sex, so you will have to adapt constantly, and even then it's just not what it should be. During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her. She can pretend, but you will know. Tbh the only thing that's worse than an incel is a Chad or a Normie with a small dick.

(Lester)

You can be a deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf, but if you have at least normal penis size you still have a glimmer of hope

no hope if you can't physically attract a foid

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Yes, you can have the best body and looks, but girls will never treat you as a real man during sex, so you will have to adapt constantly, and even then it's just not what it should be. During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her. She can pretend, but you will know.

How would you know?

Also, notice this:

During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her.

Of course. OF COURSE!

deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf

…I don’t see how that affects ones looks in any way(*), but f*ck you too then!

(*)Though I can imagine our personalities would be a lot more pleasant than those of incels.

Besides, call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe that true love transcends physical compatibility (mostly due to your mere presence being satisfying enough). So even if you’re trying to park a bicycle in an airplane hangar, shove an airplane into a doghouse, or rub two airbuses together, if you really love each other, it’ll work.

How can a small dick kill you?

You’re aware that the size is not shown until you’re naked in the sack, right? I’d guess that most women make do with what they are presented with, so to speak. You might not get repeat with the same woman if you perform poorly, but few will actually throw you out of the bed for having tiny equipment, I’d guess.

Four inches seems fairly normal. After googling, I see that average is 3,5 inches flaccid and 5,1 inches erect.
On the smaller size, sure, if you’re talking erect, but nothing abnormal.
Much better to be a bit too small than a bit too large; that could be painful.

Why can’t you jerk off normally?
What’s the real sense of the word “f**k”, dearie?

Women don’t even bother half as much about pee-pee size as men do.
Few women can get orgasm from just PIV sex.
If you want to “pleasure woman in sex”, learn where the clitoris is and how to stimulate it properly. Neither too hard nor too soft.

Women don’t “marvel at your dick”, silly, we tend to find dicks laughable rather than marveling.
Blow jobs are not truly enjoyable for women, but for men, dolt.

Let it dominate her? How? She’s the one with her teeth veeery near your sensitive member; she dominates you!

Why would “Chad” or Normie with small dick be worse than an “incel”? Normies are the nice guys; the ones we really like.

Lester; no hope if you think about women as “foids”, dolt.

Let’s not forget Biggus Dickus:

Well, I'd take a regular guy with no dick at all over an incel with a huge cock any day.

Edit: Oh, I should make it clear that it's because incels are assholes, not because they're ugly, in case one of them wants to use my comment to confirm his delusional worldview.

Incels (people who are characterized by their inability to get sex) think they know how sex works?

No one is being being dominated by a penis you idiot.

Just another stupid boy who confuses having a big dick with being a big dick.

Women don’t “marvel at your dick”, silly, we tend to find dicks laughable rather than marveling.
Blow jobs are not truly enjoyable for women, but for men, dolt.

Hey, just like there’s a lot of fun in eating a woman out, there’s a lot of fun in sucking a man off, too. I may be a guy myself, but I really enjoy doing both.

“Small dick is the ultimate death sentence”
And yet, you lived long enough to post this… So, not ULTIMATE, huh?

“You can be a deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf,”
Blaming anything at all but any choice you’ve made, huh?

"You can fuck cheap prostitutes and actually enjoy hardcore sex.”
Hardcore sex? Dude, PORN IS NOT REALITY. If you’re having sex, you’re having SEX! No qualifiers to it. Nothing happens offscreen or outside the camera’s angle.
You have brainwashed yourself out of any touch with reality.

“But if you have small dick, nothing else is of any value...”
My dick is not small, but diabetes did take my erections away. And yet, i find many things of value remain in my life.
You’re just doommongering your self-fulfilling prophecy.

“and I'm talking about real small ones, micropenises and those that are 4 inches or 3 inches long.”
I just looked it up. 4.7 inches is average.
Again, you’re watching those monsters on porn, the guys who cause urinary tract infections, and thinking that’s what reality is.

“You should be as good as dead.”
So, ‘as good as’ is the ultimate qualifier for you?
Grow the fuck up.

“Because nothing will help you. You will never be taken seriously or actually pleasure woman in sex.”
There are always options.
Guy comes home from the urologist, tells his girlfriend, “I just learned that for penis sizes in this country, I’m in the bottom ten percent.”
She says, “Yeah, I know. But what did your dentist say?”

“You can't even jerk of normally, and if you pay a prostitute you will never fuck them in the real sense of the word.”
What’s normal? If you ejaculate, you’re doing it right. You’re getting your money’s worth. That’s all that matters. Sure, you won’t get a movie contract, but you also won’t have to list Viagra as a business expense for the IRS agents to laugh at.

“Even if you were Chad, really small dick is endgame for you.”
Chad is DEFINED by you rejects as having endless sex. You cannot BE a Chad, by your standards, if your dick is too small to have the sex.

“During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick”
Yes, she can. Good Christ, women have been marveling at their partner’s dick size and sex moves for thousands of years. They haven’t all been Chads.

“and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her.”
I wonder if they can make a gun that shoots stickers? That say ‘PORN IS NOT REALITY!’ Frankly, I don’t expect my partner to enjoy a blowjob the way I do. I just appreciate it all to hell…

“She can pretend, but you will know.”
Please. The entire point of having a sexual partner is trusting her to keep a straight face when she says I’m tearing her apart.

“Tbh the only thing that's worse than an incel is a Chad or a Normie with a small dick.”
So, people who are HAVING sex are worse (off?) than incels who would slice off their own nuts for the sex. Yeah, that’s rational.