If you are a leftist, we are officially going to make the next eight years the most miserable years of your life.
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We are going to out you, drag you out into the streets, get you fired from your jobs, and destroy your lives.
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Everyone who said they'd move to Canada if Trump won, start packing now. You have NO CLUE how much pain is coming.
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We don't want to coexist with the left. We want to smash their faces into the pavement. And with Trump, we will.
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ou leftists have been trying to wipe us out for 50 years. Now you get to be the ones living in fear. Feels bad, man.
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It's coming.
[Picture of Pepe wearing Pinochet's hat with helicopter dropping people in the background]
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Going off Matt Forney's latest pictures, 30 seconds of stamping on the human face is all it would take to give him a combined heart attack and stroke (if his spindly bow-legs didn't cause him to fall over).
Also, taking all that effort to drag liberals out into the street just to get them fired? No streetlamp lynchings, no Day of the Rope? What a pissweak fascist you are.
Why do you want to do that to your fellow Americans?
I guess I'm not the target audience here, but I was still fired from my job after Dubbya dumped, not just the US, but the whole world into the Financial Crisis abyss. Been there, done that. I was afraid that we'd get another incompetent daddy's-little-rich-boy as head of one of the most powerful countries in the world.
Nixon was a leftist? Ford? Reagan? Bush Sr? Bush Jr? According to Wikipedia, there have been 5 rightist presidents during the last 50 yeas, but only 4 leftist presidents. If times are hard, the rightists are just as much, if not even more, to blame for it.
"The Left": A'ight guys, what we did wrong? [I mean, other than the Clinton campaign]. Maybe we were too harsh on the masses that voted Trump, maybe we should try talking to them more or something...
"The Right": see above.
(using the term 'left' and 'right' very loosely here)
"We are going to out you, drag you out into the streets, get you fired from your jobs, and destroy your lives. "
You spent a year being terrified that Americans would do that to you.
@Irk Koalinski
"The Left: A'ight guys, what we did wrong? [I mean, other than the Clinton campaign]. Maybe we were too harsh on the masses that voted Trump, maybe we should try talking to them more or something... "
Exactly NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN person on the establishment left is saying that. A few pariahs are, and the mainstream Left is telling them to fuck off when they're not busy screaming their heads off how the 50% of the country is now racist/fascist/misogynist.
This is what it's come down to. 8 years of a black man in the White House has driven them completely insane, and now they've sworn everlasting revenge for this terrible slight of having a president who's not a rich, old white (or orange) man.
The thing is that with racists & right wing bigots feeling totally emboldened with an openly racist president and Republican Congress will make them act like the idiots they are. Which will totally backfire because everyone will see how assholish the alt-right is and vote accordingly.
Looking at pictures of Forney, again, see my opinion that he looks like that guy who always whines about how women put "nice guys in the friend zone and only go out with jerks", and I can't help but feel that the reason he's so set against of feminism can be boiled down to the fact that at heart, he's still that nerdy "nice guy" who thinks that feminism is the reason why he can't get a girlfriend.
An attitude that the toxic, circle-jerking echo chamber that is the "manosphere" only magnified.
Either that or he's still bitter that the pretty girl he followed around like a lost puppy dog all through high school or college "friend zoned" him for "Chad".
Not even a well written revenge fantasy. Will be funny if the next guy in office only serves one term.
So, MF, what 'fear' have you been living under? Fear of being irrelevant? Fear of being left behind by society?
Why, isn't he cute. We are all terrified of the Big Bad Twit.
@1991479
Citation required. Nobody's been fired for BEING a right-winger. For acting like a hateful moron because of their views, yeah. Not being allowed to persecute others is not persecution.
Good luck dragging the other 50% of the population out onto the street
You know, people with family, friends, and the such that may not politically agree with leftist, but would still protect them.
It seems Matt is typing a lot with his left hand as of late.
> We don't want to coexist with the left. We want to smash their faces into the pavement. And with Trump, we will.
And you wonder why you got called "deplorable."
Of course, I don't believe you'd get off the couch to actually do it.
In Soviet America, Bolshie Repubicans make the next four years the most miserable of the rightists' lives.
And as Donald Fart has already reneged on one of his main campaign policies - he's going to effectively give eight million Mexican illegals sanctuary - it's happened before it's started. >:D
Via the three failed legal challenges against the wind farm built near his golf course in Scotland, I have more influence on him, than he will ever have any influence on me . Meanwhile, the comedians, TV/radio/print media/blogs/sites such as this one etc will have at least four years of perfect material in which to savagely satirise the Tangerine Caligula...:
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...and the inbreds who voted for him.
Oh, I'm afraid that the only ones whose lives will be miserable will be yours . All those illegals he'll be allowing to stay; taking away white jobs...!
...but then, how else is your God-Emperor going to get his cheap labour?! Are you prepared to work for peanuts?
You know, the quality of a leader can be judged by those who follow him. Considering that people like this are those who follow Trump (and that's putting it mildly), I have reason enough to hate the man.
I've tried to keep an open mind after he was elected, I've tried to give him a chance (which is far more than what the right wingers did for Obama) but the things his followers and friends and allies keep saying and doing without any dissaproval from him have pushed him beyond redemption.
Congrats, USA, you're officially going to enter a new dark age and become the biggest laughing stock of the rest of the world.
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#1991479
AFAIK, no person was ever legally discriminated for being "right-wing". That's exactly what we "dirty commie leftists" have been trying to prevent. Of course, not being allowed to discriminate yourself is not the same as being discriminated. But you "people" fail to realize that, with your massive victim-complex.
We don't want to coexist with the left. We want to smash their faces into the pavement.
Yes. We know.
Rightwing authoritarian SDOs are the same everywhere, whether it's Italy, Chile, or the United States.
These guys always forget two things.
1. Psychologically conservatives fear more than liberals. Trying to overlay their emotions onto us simply doesn't work.
2. We have 2nd Amendment rights as well.
@nazani14
"You can get us fired, but you can't do our high-tech jobs."
Well, they do seem determined to take the country back to the 1950s.
(If not further.)
@Alencon
"These guys always forget two things.
1. Psychologically conservatives fear more than liberals. Trying to overlay their emotions onto us simply doesn't work"
Liberals have the same problem. They think if they explain enough facts to conservatives slowly enough using small enough words they will understand.
Conservatives opinions aren't derived from facts, they come entirely fom political correctness. If the facts disagree with political correctness the facts are wrong.
@nazani14:
Are you suggesting an Atlas Shrugged? Because it would be cool to see the Randroids discover they are the freeloading parasites.
"If you are a leftist, we are officially going to make the next eight years the most miserable years of your life."
BRING IT, ASSHOLES!
Oh, right, I don't live in the USA, so you can't do anything to my life, unless your God-King decided to start a nuclear war or invade us.
I love how "one guy manages to become President by a slim margin, and the Dems pick up one seat in Congress" becomes "oh yeah we're gonna pound people's faces into the street". It's like they don't understand how government works... at all. (I know that's exactly what it is , but it's still amusing in its blatant...ness? Blatancy?)
Meanwhile in the real world, Congress will continue to have its thumb up its rear for the foreseeable future and, barring some huge impeachment-earning scandal (which I will not discount entirely) the President will either be reelected or not owing almost solely to whether the economy currently sucks. It's pretty much ditto marks from the last few decades.
@1991718: That picture is obviously staged, I mean, there's not even a taxi running a red light.
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
Vanilla ISIS was the right's last gasp.
Especially if Wiggy had lost.
All the guns & ammo in the world couldn't save them from a remote drone strike. And they know it.
At least he admits he lives in fear. But whos fault is that? The left hasn't spent years trying to terrify y'all with bullshit stories about foreigners and queers, slippery slope scenarios or Gods coming Wrath/end times bullshit.
Nope, that's been your own homegrown Right Wing fears and they won't go away until you wise the hell up.
Actually, I agree with most of this. Under Trump, wages will decrease, the stock market will likely tumble, people will lose jobs and health insurance coverage, and people will die who likely wouldn't have under a President Clinton.
Yep. It's going to be horrible.
@DarkPhoenix
"Obama wasn't running on a platform that's going to bring violence to entire sections of the population and is a present danger to life on Earth, was he?"
Neither is Trump.
Oh and the whole bit about "danger to life on Earth", the fact that we use fossil fuels has saved far more lives than it could ever kill. You can't power a modern standard of living for the average person without it.
The Paris accords are a disaster and will only lead to a reduction in standards of living (which actually is proven to kill people, when people can't even heat their homes in the winter or don't have running hot water guess what happens?)
Just because one ASSclown's won office it doesn't mean all the assclowns are in charge. His popularity's the lowest for the last several elections, by no mean are the majority behind him.
I don't know why all you fat assed couch potatoes think you'd win a war against Liberals, just look at your Tea Party, Trump rally or abortion protests crowds. You're the fucks that will end up in the hospital after you lunge for something at Black Friday sales. Junior Samples looks fit and intelligent next to you overfed inactive stooges.
Your certainly not dragging anybody anywhere.
By the way
"Everyone who said they'd move to Canada if Trump won, start packing now."
It's not so much an idle boast as when your guys (Orielly, Beck and assorted goons) said it. Canada had no rush on it's immigration system when Obama was winning/won his second term. This time the web site crashed from American inquiries and we've had months of property sales and inquiries from the South leading up to this.
Most will wait it out to see if the clown lands in jail before staining the whitehouse, many will wait till he takes office on the very real possibility everything dangerous and wrong he said were also lies. Many are already temp cottage dwellers who always have that option in other countries as well as ours.
If that sorry orange phony acts anything like he been acting in office for a year I'm sure a lot of citizens and their money will be leaving America.
@1992044
Wow, way to reject reality with a few sentences. Let's not delve into all the horrible things Trump and his new parlament of idiots have said during and after his campaign (for example that torture seems to be a good way of getting information), let's not even deal with the fact that our current living standard is not dependent on fossil fuels (it relies much more on dangerous overuse of ressources on Earth in general and very poor distribution of goods favoring the rich nations) no, let's get into the fact that "life on Earth" doesn't include only humans in first world countries.
We are living in a world experiencing mass extinction of species, acidation of the ocean and degradation of the polar ice caps. Climate change is real and will effect our living standards as well (and will probably kill millions of people if not kept in check). The Paris accords are the only hope of keeping global temperature rise to 2 degrees (and even that is very optimistic). We have multitudes of alternative energy sources (wind, solar even nuclear fission although that one should be abolished as soon as possible as well) and we are at the brink of making those more efficient and discovering even better nondepleting energy reservoirs (fusion energy for example).
Just ignoring the danger and trying to push fossil fuels for the sake of big business will not do anyone a favor, including you.
The only one whose life won't be worth living is Donald Fart's four years from now, and the Trumptards realise he's reneged on all his promises, and he suckered them into voting for him.
That could be a big help for the Democrats in 2020.
Gotta laugh at Forney talking about "smashing faces into the pavement".
Bitch looks like he would get his ass handed to him by a middle-aged soccer mom who had taken a couple self-defense courses at her local community center.
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