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We Need to Genetically Engineer Some Leftist-Eating Predators

We don't have any natural predators anymore than kill off the stupid and lazy. So they are exploding in population. And we especially need some to kill off leftists, because leftists are destroyers who murder millions and destroy civilizations.

Think Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Tse Tung, Hitler (and yes, contrary to the delusions of his supporters, Hitler was a leftist). Hundreds of millions dead.

Some years ago I read a novel by F. Paul Wilson, The Tomb, which had some creatures in it called the Rakoshi. They were sort of genetically engineered, and the first person they killed was an absolutely worthless mugger who attacked old ladies.

Liberals don't have any sense, anyway. I am reminded of the middle-aged white liberal male who marched with those supporting Michael Brown and got his head knocked. They appear to lack a common-sense gene that keeps them out of trouble.

I thought, what an idea. A leftist-munching predator! What with the coming genetic engineering, create a creature which only attacks leftists. After all, it's either them or us.

Good idea.

Since leftists, due to their large numbers today, consume vast quantities of vital resources that could be far better used by the sane and rational, having them vanish forever would benefit all humanity.

Not only would there be more resources for the above mentioned sane and rational, consider the vast amount of bodily waste these societal leeches emit daily. Not having to absorb their hundreds of tons of daily waste matter would be a huge benefit to our natural environment, and remove much of the present strain on our public services such as water, power and sewage.

Problem is... that's exactly what they have planned for us.

But who will do all their work (real work) for then should they succeed? It does take more than a bunch of desk-bound office drones meeting sic times a day to provide our daily needs. Somebody has to shovel the coal and clean out the septic tank, and none of them would ever stoop to such menial tasks.

What a dilemma they face if they succeed, self-imposed suicide.

It's actually quite amusing.

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