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There Was Nothing Holy About Mary, She Was Alcoholic.

At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.

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