"Ronald Weinland, who considers himself a prophet of God, continues to warn that Jesus Christ is returning on May 27, 2012."
Ever heard the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? Two words: Harold Camping.
"For those who do not believe him and mock his message, Weinland claims that they will die from cancer.
His website, Church of God PKG, claims that various end times events were triggered by the scattering of the Worldwide Church of God after the death of its founder, Herbert W. Armstrong."
Professional cyclist and Atheist Lance Armstrong would like a word with you, buster. He was diagnosed with cancer, and medical experts said he had - at best - a 40% chance of survival, even after surgery & chemotherapy. But he beat it. He went on to win seven Tour De Frances.
If rejecting a mere claim that is completely baseless holds no fears for him, as he's one of my role models (as I'm a cyclist too), I say Bring. It. On..
"Weinland claims he "is the pastor of God's Church on earth, has also been appointed by the God of Abraham to be His end-time prophet and one of the two end-time witnesses (and spokesman of both), preceding the return of Jesus Christ on May 27, 2012."
See you at the closing ceremony at the 2012 London Olympics, pal. On 12th August, where our capital's mayor* hands the Olympic Flag to the mayor of Rio De Janeiro, hosting the 2016 Olympics, you'd better start your 24/7 Aum San Suu Kyi in-house hermit exercises. Just ask Harold Camping.
*- Remembering the end of the 2008 Beijing Olympics, with London's mayor (and Harry Enfield's 'Tory Boy' character for real) Boris 'Bozo the Clown' Johnson. I weep.
