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What I'll say to God if he's real when I die and stand before his judgement

"Dear God, I fully admit I was a recurrent sinner and a son of a bitch; I coveted other men's wives and daughters every single day of my fertile years, I was lazy AF, etc, etc."

"But at least all my sins were personal; I didn't tyrannically force others to sin like me by imposition of the law, like cucks who gave women rights and freedoms did when they forced all men to treat women like they were men, severely disrespecting Your commandments and ruining our nations in the process."

"All I can do at this points is ask for your forgiveness, but if I am to be punished, I just beg you not to be sent to the same place as those people. Thank You."



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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