Evolutionist believe in Boobzilla; a reptile grew boobs and long hair and became hot blooded.
Nobody understands evolution because it doesn't make any sense.
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Well, Smidlee certainly doesn't understand evolution.
BTW: Boobzilla would be a great name for a porn star.
Creationists believe god pulled the world out of his ass.
Nobody understands creation because it doesn't make any sense.
Making shit up is fun, isn't it?
Nobody understands evolution because it doesn't make any sense.
I know he has his detractors, but I'd like to see Richard Dawkins punch you in the face for that one.
@Prager
"BTW: Boobzilla would be a great name for a porn star."
His Excelsior!ness Stan Lee created, for the more mature market, the "Barb Wire"-esque superheroine "Stripparella" [/Stripperiffic]
...hey, even the concept of Ringo Starr as a superhero makes more sense than Smidlee's load of arse gravy.
Smidlee, you assume that it all happened at once. It did not. The transition between reptile and mammal is long, and rather complicated. Just as well, in order to determine when the first mammal appeared, you must first define mammal. Scientifically mammals are defined by the use of the articular and quadrate bones for hearing rather than the reptilian scheme of using those bones for eating.
This is mostly due to what is preserved in fossils, soft tissue very very very very very (for emphasis) rarely preserved (and when it is its mostly ice age stuff that became trapped in ice rather than properly fossilize). As such is it very difficult to tell when mammary glands first developed.
You don't understand evolution because you don't have any sense.
I think anyone with average intelligence would be able to understand the bare basics of evolution. Nobody is exactly like their parents, so just multiply those differences by 100,000,000 generations. Why do idiots like Smidlee have so much trouble with this very simple concept?
@Qazamir McSmarty Britches
As Spock discovered via his mind-meld with a Horta, even rocks are highly intelligent.
For all they being Silicon -based lifeforms, Xenomorphs are superior to Smidlee, so...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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